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Edited by Huunior: 11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?

Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school. In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?" *Facedesk* "Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?" This was Freshman Year.

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  • Narwhals aren't real. The sad thing is that about a 5th of the class agreed that narwhals aren't real. It ended up being a huge debate made all the more frustrating by the fact that no amount of information or photos could convince them.

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    • Some tard I know who recently became a PC elitist explained why he hated Destiny.... [spoiler]He said "I'm not playing Destiny until the loot cave comes back. It's just stupid that they're making you do all that extra work to get good gear."[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by Kenshin216: 8/2/2015 12:03:00 PM
          Maybe not "heard" but saw. Back in my 10th grade Biology class another student & myself didn't know an answer to a question on the test so we both put "I don't know". My friends was in French while I wrote mine in Spanish. He had his marked as correct, while mine was marked wrong. -__- To this day that teacher is in my top 2 worst I've had, screw you Mr (Tariskamesh? It was something like that) Kumar wherever you are today! As for something I heard: "White people eat/like mac n cheese!?" (Happened in the same Biology class too go figure.) I guess that's what happens when I was 1 of the 5 white students in the school lol.

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        • This is a forum post this guy is an idiot https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/142125626/0/0

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          • 11th grade Spanish Girl says if "if you have sex with a Mexican (any race but she said Mexican) doesnt that make you part Mexican.... Whole room bust out laughing including teacher. Girl kills herself after school! [spoiler]jk on the last part[/spoiler]

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          • Edited by Finky Bean: 7/29/2015 2:53:06 AM
            "Were the Africans always poor, or is this recent?" "Who were the Nazís?" "Was Rome part of the Roman Empire?"

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          • Black kid walks by chanting "It's Tray von Martin day!!!" Wanted to punch her in the ducking throat

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            • I had a substitute teacher in my class. When he called my friend "Abhik" (which is the right way of saying it), Abhik tells him it's pronounced "Ack." The sub actually believed him.

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            • One day I was texting my friend who just got his phone and texts no-one (middle school) Him: (something I forget) Me: Idk Him: What's Idk? Me: I don't know Him: Imma Go Search it Up

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              • Dumb kid: How many states are there? Me: Obviously there are r 51. (LeL) Dumb kid: Really? Oh, I knew that. Me: Kid ur dumb. There r really 53. Dumb kid: Oh yeah Lel

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                • My teacher asked a student where the UK is on a map. Even though we live in the UK, she pointed at Russia as where we live. The worst part is the map had the countries names on!

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                • "There were no submarines in WWI" This was from a teacher with a history major....

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                    some chick asked if asia was in in japan and was being serious

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                    There was this girl named Lyndsay. I had her for Algebra 2. One day she attempted to count to 10; she forgot what came after 7. I'm not even sure how she managed to make it to 12th grade.

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                  • Edited by el_paisa2001: 7/21/2015 10:42:50 PM
                    I Love You So Much Were Never Breaking Up [spoiler]10 Min Later Breakup Cuz The Guy Was Watching Porn[/spoiler]

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                    • "Trigonometry will help you in the future"

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                      • "The world is flat" this was said from a science teacher

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                        • Edited by Urban Shade: 8/14/2015 12:16:00 PM
                          Talking about WW2 some girl asked "the Germans defeated the N.A.Z.I.'s right?" I just laughed silently in the back of the class. (Had to type it like that)

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                        • My entire class believed i was homeschooled

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                          • "Stephen Hawking is the skater, right?"

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                            • "Math is essential because you won't have a calculator on your pocket the rest of your life" Every math teacher ever

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                              • How do you spell camera? [spoiler]The person who said this was going into freshman year.[/spoiler]

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                              • Edited by CarolineChaos: 6/30/2015 7:45:55 PM
                                People on the Facebook @ school " happy 2015 birthday earth, can't believe it's been two thousand and fifteen years since you existed."

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                                • The words aren't exact, but... "I don't need education. I'll get rich from YouTube! Playing Minecraft and making money is easy and a lot better than other jobs!" That was in 10th grade.

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                                  • A pilot come to my school I ask about some plane mechanic Then my friend say "You know why plane can fly?" "Why?" "Because it has metal" Its 11th grade

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