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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?

Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school. In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?" *Facedesk* "Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?" This was Freshman Year.

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  • ''Isn't there 25 letters in the alphabet'' three grade 7 students

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  • *pass me a screwdriver* Passes the teacher a hammer...

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  • Kid literally asked, "Is Alaska in the southern equator?" Yes he said equator. This was in 12th grade AP physics class.

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  • If a baby id born in a hot room will it have darker skin Beleive me a girl actually said this I died in my chair

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    • Asks to Netflix and chill

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      • Wait, what's 8+3 again?

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        • Edited by InFiniTe AMAZED: 9/2/2015 12:58:33 AM
          Teacher: What is the country West of Argentina? Student: Japan Me: -_-

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          • Kid: So for my project I'll be doing Bill Gates Girl: Bill Gates is a football player, right?

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            • When the Spanish teacher asks a Hispanic kid if what she said is right because she is white AF

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            • Year 7. Some idiot didn't know what causes day an night. They also didn't know how seasons worked.

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            • In history: Teacher: "What was one of Columbus's ships?" Girl: "The Mayflower!" In science: Girl's friend: "Wait, chickens don't lay eggs." Sigh........

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            • Last week in maths "Was pythagerus an actual person?" "Yes" "Is he still alive?" I cant even

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            • Who nedz greds wen I hav $w3g p0intz

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            • For the first year of school I pretended to be Indian so I would just nod and smile at all my friends. I got to be late to all of my classes and just say "Wrong way!"

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            • "Fat Bastard isn't sexy." What kind of dumb -blam!- says that. I'm rich and I'm dead sexy.

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            • What the furtherest planet in our solar system? Girl : GREENLAND!!!! I swear the whole class facepalmed

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              • Ok not really stupid but just so god damn hilarious So this is in 2nd grade and there is this one kid. Me and my friend piss him off so much that he chucks his pencil into the roof and I kid you not it stuck there and it took them ten minutes to pull it out

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                • Teacher: where is Japan located? Girl: America! Teacher: what? No. Why do you think that? Girl: aren't all countries a part of America? Me and several others: *facedesk*

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                  • *raised my hand* Me- "I can use the bathroom" Teacher - yes you can Me - OvO

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                    • I was in geography class in 10th grade, we were learning about supercontinents. The teacher asked what is the name of one of the supercontinents. Someone said very proudly that it was Japan. We all facedesked

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                      • "Is Japan a country?"

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                        • Someone in the 6th grade told this girl that dick meant good luck and she went to people saying dick for a good 5 minutes. I was laughing until someone told her what a dick really was

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                          • In 7th grade on Martin Luther king day my teacher asked the class's what mlk jr did and this one girl who is the dumbest person I have ever known raises her hand straight away so confidently and says and I'm quoting word from word, "didn't he invent Hanukkah?" I faced palmed so hard that It looked like I had gotten punched in the face.

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                            • My first grade teacher told the class that the South Pole is the hottest place on earth.

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                            • Biology Teacher: What makes up every living thing? Most of Class: Atoms 1 Girl: *wakes up* CAT!

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                              • Edited by LuckyKoopa11: 12/8/2014 11:06:02 AM
                                Stupid student: We should ban guns to get rid of school shootings Me: Why not just put restraints on media from making the killers famous Student: That doesn't even make sense why are you even a teacher? Me: Well the media makes the killers famous and makes a bar for others to try and reach Student: Nuh uh that has nothing to do with it they wouldn't have killed anyone if they didn't have guns Same student: (talking about ferguson) We should just kill all of the black people all they do is break stuff. Same Student: Anyone who doesn't vote for Obama is just a racist Still the Same Student: I hate mixed race people, can't they just be normal (I'm German-Mexican and this is in west Texas) I could probs make a whole post just about this one kid I'll save you the reading tho.

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