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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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1 ReplyA girl in primary school asked the teacher how to spell G.P.S
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4 RepliesAfter exam answers Me: how come I got this wrong? Teacher: what is the question? Me: calculate the angle Answer=67degrees Teacher: you were not precise enough. You wrote 70 degrees. You were off by 3 degrees Or Teacher in history Teacher: 2134 B.C came after 2078 B.C Me: How it actually goes is 2134 is before 2078 because it is a countdown towards 0 Then, it goes up after Jesus is born. Teacher: is that not what I just said?
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My 7th grade spanish teacher said that the sun isn't hot
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1 Reply7th grade - teacher explains how waterproof matches work
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Every girl in my science class' every thought
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My teacher said he thinks school is use less
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"What does control-c do again?"
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"Didn't we blow up Pluto?"
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4 Replies"Florida is a state, right?"
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Is Washington, D.C. a state. Same person, I have never seen a swan. Says swans are seagulls
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2 RepliesMe:*eats lunch* Kid: OMG YOU HAVE A UNIBROW Me: *looks at him with confusion* Kid: A UNIBROW IS 2 EYEBROWS CONNECTED Me thinking: *you dident have to tell me that MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: looks in mirror Me again: MY EYEBROWS ARENT EVEN CONNECTED IDIOT!!
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6 RepliesEdited by SteakHead97: 7/19/2015 11:42:21 PMnot in school, but almost everything my one friend says I just start yelling at her... it's an involuntary response. [spoiler]if people want examples I'll post some later.[/spoiler] she is 16 now so keep that in mind. we were working on my brother truck and she asks how cars move. she calls people whores all the time. my brother called one of her friends a whore so she freaked out telling him he shouldn't say stuff like that. I call her a hypocrite and she tries to tell me that she is not. she is apparently completely against drugs and alcohol but she hangs out with a bunch of pot heads and partiers. she always tries to grab my butt and everytime she does I do it back, because treat people the way you want to be treated and all that good shit. she continues to do it and gets mad when I do it back. she was dating my one friend and constantly told us that they were only holding hands until they were married, she then proceeds to blow him that night. these are just a few things, if you want more... just ask.
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2 RepliesAll of it.
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" you want to eat deez nuts" "That's what she said"
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2 RepliesLast week I asked my Econ teacher how to make cocaine
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2 RepliesOk, so we were all in an 8th grade geography class, when one of the hottest girls raises her hand and asks, "Is California a continent?" The entire class exploded with laughter, but the girl was just sitting there confused. It was actually kinda sad how stupid some people are.
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6 RepliesEdited by Vilhelmus II: 9/23/2015 11:31:13 AM"It's the issue to my problems" "7 times 4 is 13 right?" -Grade 11 math student. "What does ludicrous mean?" -In context, our teacher had it written on the board. With the definition.
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5 RepliesFriend: Is out one page summary about our message? Teacher: I don't know. Where would you find that answer? Friend: You! Teacher: No go look up the telescope PowerPoint on Edmodo. Teacher refuses to answer question for student without online connection.
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I was a freshman and the senior girl next to me was complaining about how her boyfriend's mom got mad at them for smoking pot and then wanting to drive somewhere (I forget where).
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10 grade global history, "Germany was on our side in the war right?"
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1 ReplyTeacher: we're going to celebrate Mexican Independence Day! Kid: but it's not July!
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10 RepliesTeacher: so anyone want to tell me who your hero (role model or idol) is? *kid raises hand* Kid: Albert Einstein. Teacher: why? Kid: because he invented the nuclear bomb and killed a lot of Japanese people.
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1 Reply>kid says is aint a word >i say aint aint a word because it aint in the fictionary >teacher says actually it is
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"Do you have a knife? I want to cut myself to make a point." :/ And "I'm a cat demon! Meow!" *scratch* Me: "Ow! Wtf?!" School is weird for me.
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4 RepliesA kid once asked my health teacher if height had any correlation to life expectancy because he thought short people lived longer
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''Isn't there 25 letters in the alphabet'' three grade 7 students
