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Edited by JayJ9Nine:
12/5/2014 8:03:26 PM
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Share a bad doctor visit.
Waiting at the dermatologist right now and I forgot that skin issues are often problems with the more.. elderly so I'm in a waiting room with a ton of old people. Been 50 minutes. Not sure how much longer I'll have to wait.
Share a bad doctors visit you once had though! Example.
I was in for a proctology exam and asked where to put my pants. 'Over there by mine', was not the answer I was expecting.
Edit: after 80 minutes of waiting doctor came in, looked at my skin for maybe 3 minutes and apparently that's all. The nurse said I'd have to strip down for a more in depth look but didn't happen. Go figure.
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I haven't really had one, but it's always weird when my doctor(he's kinda old) fondles my testicles.
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Today, for a pre-enployment physical I went to the wrong Kaiser. Luckily I was only 2 miles off, BUT it made me like 10 minutes late. In the bright side the Doctor who touched my balls was pretty cute and in yoga pants type things
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I went i sat down i left
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1 ReplyWas getting a general physical at one point, and the doctor lady was examining my naughty parts, and somehow came to the conclusion that I was missing a testicle, but she assured me that I only needed one. Upon a second viewing, she realized her error.
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1 Reply>be me >go to doctor >doctor's a hot blonde, maybe mid 20's >go in for peinus inspection >I walk in to room >Doctor gives me a sexy look and says "hey" sexily >sits on seat thing >oi coont oi need a lil checkup! >Doctor pulls down pants >looks at boner >male doctor comes in >hot doctor walks out >male doctor takes off masks revealing him to be shrek >my boner gets so hard that it bleeds >gets shreked >die of onion seamen overflow RIP in peice
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Getting a physical exam from a female doctor, the whole time you could tell she wanted my dick.
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3 RepliesEdited by Ms Blue Phacelia: 12/5/2014 7:50:51 PMWent to the doctors once. When the doctor entered the room, first thing he said was "alright strip down completely." I was only there because my arms been hurting for about a week. I told him and he dismisses what he said earlier and it proceeds to be a normal doctors visit.
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4 RepliesWhen I had to get a Tick (the parasite) removed from my genitals.
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2 Replies"Dr. Hartman took away my innocence..."
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I had a sci-fi telescope up my ass to look for a blockage or something :/
