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Edited by Heart of Sand:
11/18/2014 4:18:34 AM
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I like my women like my coffee
Without a fúcking penis!
Am I right?!
What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
[spoiler]I can't belive I blew fifty bucks back there[/spoiler]
I found a genie and wished to not die a virgin
[spoiler]he granted me eternal life[/spoiler]
Why did Timmy cross the road?
[spoiler]to suck dick for crack[/spoiler]
Finished my morning workout...
[spoiler]*clears history*[/spoiler]
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I like my coffee how I like my women[spoiler]in the kitchen until I need them[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI like my woman how I like my Wine. [spoiler]Five years old and locked in a cellar[/spoiler]
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Did not see that coming.
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2 RepliesI like my beer like I like my violence [spoiler]Domestic[/spoiler] How do you make a baby cry? [spoiler]Drop it.[/spoiler] How do you make a baby stop crying? [spoiler]Drop it again.[/spoiler] What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? [spoiler]Her miscarriage.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy did the pervert cross the road? [spoiler]cause his d*ck was stuck in the chicken.[/spoiler]
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Black?
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6 Replies[spoiler]hot[/spoiler] [spoiler]black[/spoiler] [spoiler]and NASTY ;)[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesCongratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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I leik everyone liek coffee.... [spoiler]I dont liek coffee[/spoiler]
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I like booty i like tities I like doing it i like fun
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I like my women like my coffee... [spoiler]...ground up and kept fresh in the fridge[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI like my girls like my coffee, cream and sugar. [spoiler]With a big round ass.[/spoiler]
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If anyone has some to add go for it :D [spoiler]on the downlow this was just for a bump[/spoiler]
