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Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie
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Explosions
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[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis guy in a period suit pats a shiny ant and inhales its features with his hand, then Some Rice companies CEO dies from a nerf gun war and period suit man fights evil people and becomes friends with electricity. But then electricity gets jealous of his period suit sweg and blows up a giant battery were period suits friend sleeps while falling down 100 story towers. Period man then wrestles with the grinch on his flying skateboard and goes home to watch twilight fly through the four seasons in one scene. The end.
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Cars Racing Revenge NFS
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2 RepliesFind book. Read book. Dead guy comes to life. British guys shoots dead guy. Israeli guys joins British guy and British girl and stupid brother to stop the apocalypse and kill Dead guy for good. Bugs.
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Snakes on a plane [spoiler]Snakes On a Plane[/spoiler]
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Strangers meet, become colors. Colors do a thing. Thing goes wrong. Colors bleed. Colors argue with other colors. One color is not like the others. Will the colors discover which color is wrong color? [spoiler]Reservoir Dogs[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGuys keep falling off cliffs
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5 RepliesBrilliant general. Betrayal. Angry sword throwing and questions the validity of entertainment. "SINGLE COLUMN! SINGLE COLUMN!" Douchy Emperor in white never plays fair. Stabby stabby= win.
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[quote]2planes 2buildings Lots of panic BOOM BOOM THE END[/quote]
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4 RepliesBen Affleck
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2 RepliesDinner party murder mystery.
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1 ReplyThis guy did some stuff. And then other stuff, it just happened.
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Monkeys Guns Kate Russell [spoiler]Dawn of the Planet of the Apes[/spoiler]
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Girl meets rich guy Sees rich guy few times Girl invited for sex by rich man Accepts offer Girl told to do this and that Leaves rich guy See rich guy again Hook up again Relationship grows tense Girl wants to see extremes Dude accepts offer Girl realizes they aren't compatible Leaves rich guy again [spoiler]50 shade of grey *ahem Twilight[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhite guy hangs out with a bunch of Japanese people while failing to save his Dutch friends from torture.
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Man dies. Woman cries. New man appears. Woman rejects man.. But not for long. Man undergoes surgery. Man attempts to save the world.. But not alone. Man brings team. Team includes woman. Guns. Death. And.. [spoiler]Bakalakadaka Street.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesConan's in it but he's not Conan but the whole movie is exactly like Conan.
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2 RepliesPerson obsessed with tiny people Girl gets shrunk down Fight Love More fight Girl gets grown back to normal size Girl is still in love with tiny boy Skype The end
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1 ReplyBunch of college students go on an adventure to find this guys internet girlfriend. They get help from a guy that sexually assaulted a horse, and a weird Slovakian guy stuck in the 80s. A brother and sister make out, they get molested by a creepy Italian guy, they beat up a robot, and get chased by a sausage fest. And the main character doesn't know.
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shoots a kid crazy crazy i think this is a war [spoiler]american sniper[/spoiler]
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1) mindfuk
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2 RepliesSo something bad happened and the good guys stopped it
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4 RepliesBig, gold ball. Dementia. Jellyfish.
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3 RepliesSails the ocean. Hits wall...stairs...exit. Discovers real world.
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Prisoner Daughter Wife They're separated Bunny Fight Bunny Stuff happens More stuff happens Prisoner reunites with family The end
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1 ReplyBig guy comes home Niece kidnapped Spends years looking for her Walks off into the sunset
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"A girl is transported to a faraway land where she kills the first person she meets and joins a gang to try and kill again" "Idiot introduces predators into a remote island that decimates the visiting humans until a young girl that can use UNIX saves the day" "Interstellar family argument gets slightly out of hand" "Negligent mother can't tell the difference between fat neighbourhood child with hat and skinny child with blond hair, leaving him at the mercy of burglars who had obviously scoped the place out beforehand" "Same negligent mother allows child to board THE WRONG PLANE" [spoiler]Wizard of Oz, Jurassic Park, Star Wars and Home Alone 1 & 2[/spoiler]
