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9/22/2013 9:15:25 PM
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My Time In Canada

>Be me, visiting Canada >Walk down street, two people bump into each other >Both say "Sorry" >Walk into bank, robbery in progress >Robber asks for money, gets it, says "Sorry" >Clerk says "Sorry" >Cops burst in and arrest him >Cops say "Sorry" >Robber says "Sorry" >Clerk says "Sorry" >Everyone on the street walks in, every body is saying "Sorry" >Mayor walks in >Hands key to the city to robber, says "Sorry" >Robber says "Sorry" >Next day >National T.V., there's that robber >Gets up to the podium, says one word: >"Sorry" >Crowd goes wild >They start chanting "Sorry" >MFW >Knock on door >I open it up, man there with a package >"Sorry" >Take it, open up package >Piece of paper inside, short letter written on it >This is what it said: "Dear Ian, it has come to our attention you have not been saying sorry enough, please start saying sorry, or be arrested. Sorry, The Police" >lolwhut.jpg >Remember I didn't say sorry to the delivery guy >Shit >Cops bust in screaming "SORRY!" >Arrested, taken to trial, sentenced to death >"Now Ian, do you have anything to say for yourself?" >"Sorry" I was released the next day. WTF Canada?!

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