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Edited by Spinage:
8/22/2013 3:22:42 PM
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Ladyfriend, late night and makeup.
2130: Ladyfriend: Babe, wake me up at 2300 so i can take off my make up.
2130: Razgriz: How about 2230 so you can go to sleep at 2300.
2131: Ladyfriend: Okay sure.
2135: Ladyfriend: falls as into nap
2136 - 2200 Razgriz: play Candy Crush. Does no make progress. -blam!- you candy!
2230: Razgriz: Babe, wake up. Its 2230.
2232: Ladyfriend does not make a peep.
2233: Razgriz nudges Ladyffriend.
2234: Ladyfriend grunts and whines.
2235: Ladyfriend: Baaaaaabe. Staaaaaahp.
2236: Razgriz: wake up so you can take your make up off.
2237: Ladyfriend: whines and grunts some more.
2238: Razgriz: Bueno pues. Dont say I didnt tell you.
2239: Razgriz: finishes week 1 assignment at coursera.org. Gets 15/15 on exercise. :D Happy.
2250: Razgriz: nudges and treis to wak Ladyfriend.
2252: Ladyfriend: whines more.
2253: Razgriz: whispers in Ladyfriends ear. Wake up, take off your make up.
2256: Ladyfriend: Ookaaay. Im going...
2256: Ladyfriend does not move.
2258: Razgriz nudges a lil harder.
2300: Ladyfriend: oookaaaayyyy im goooiinng. *Angrily
2301: ladyfriend still not going.
2302: Razgriz takes covers off Ladyfriend to expose panties and bras.
2304: Ladyfriend feels the warmth of the covers leave her skin. Annoyed, opens eyes and grunts more.
2305: Razgriz nudges left butt cheek a lil more.
2306: Ladyfriend successfully sits upright in with a smushed up annoyed face. Looks at me and grunts whine more. Gets up lazily to restroom.
2307: Razgriz laughs
2307: Ladyfriend: Not funny.
2308: Razgriz laughs more.
Ladies, y u do dis?
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2 RepliesI was inhaling compressed air from a can (those used for pc cleaning) once with a lady friend when I was 15. She fainted because of the effects of the can, so when I was trying to get her up, I started to shake her violently, but she was completely off, so I started to grab her boobs and eventually her pussy. When she woke up, I told her what I did, and she said "ha, I know you didn't, because you're my friend and I trust you" So I just said "k". To this day, 8 years later, she still believes that I'm her friend. lel
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1 ReplyBefore I read this, I'd like a reason why I should care.
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1 ReplyI don't get what this even is Why didn't she just take it off before she slept?
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4 RepliesWhy was her taking her makeup off more important to you than her sleeping. -blam!-ing annoying.
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2 RepliesEdited by SonOfTheShire: 8/22/2013 3:48:36 PMCaptain's log, Earth time 2311: posted previous logs on the Flood for evaluation. Awaiting replies. Earth time 2314: checking replies. They are making fun of my detailed timekeeping.
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A real man would have; A) Told her to just take the make up off before she went to sleep, for getting up to do it later is just a lazy, unnecessary, waste of both of your time. B) Forgot about it and let her sleep with the make up on. I vote A.
