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Edited by YellowFlash01:
4/26/2014 8:12:37 PM
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Damn my hand hurts after masterbathing
Well after having nothing to do today i decided to spend all day masterbathing.As a result my hand hurts a lot right now.Im writing this with one hand by the way.So has your hand been hurt badly after masterbathing too much
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#inb4fap
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Edited by xGODSIDEx: 4/26/2014 8:22:05 PMMasterbathing? [spoiler]all of that blood rushing down to your dick can Fauq up your brain. [/spoiler]
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Yeah sometimes I get so tired that I just turn on the AC and sit there
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then your it wrong.
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My dick hurts but not my hand
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I do love taking a master bath
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2 RepliesI accidentally karate chopped the head and it made some of my fingers pop. Not pleasant.
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1 ReplyAnd...........reported.
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Master of baths
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2 RepliesEdited by Actress Again: 8/1/2013 3:07:23 PM[i]He had mastered the art of bathing till it hurt. Any and all who bath shall see this achievement today[/i]
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Your gonna go blind.
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2 RepliesMasterbathing??? Did you spend all day in the bath or something
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Wankers cramp.
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How do you masturbath?
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Don't do it to much you'll go blind.
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god hates you now
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Solution: don't masturbate.
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Didn't your mother ever tell you to not scrub really hard with your hand?
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3 RepliesGet a Fleshlight. You still have to use your hand, but you won't need to use it as much
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1 ReplyUse your other hand and masterbath some more.
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1 ReplyWhat's masterbathing? A really long bath?
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masterbathing?
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6 RepliesUse lube.
