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Edited by Dropship dude: 2/1/2013 9:17:38 PM
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Silly Assumptions You've Made

Ya know, until a few years ago I always thought that embedding images on a website took up the site's servers, but then I found out that it just provides a "window" to the file. Silly me. For years I thought that was the reason we couldn't embed in our posts. DERPSHERP DERP. How about you? Any assumptions you've made and stuck with only to be slapped into submission by sudden realisation that you were wrong?

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  • 9/11 was natural America was in the good side of WW2. (Britain and Finland fought for the right reasons, though) The Holocaust was real as depicted The invasion of Iraq was justified

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    • That, with enough time and effort, I could eventually understand women. [u][i][b]HA![/b][/i][/u]

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    • When I was a wee boy, I saw white smoke come out of the top of factories. I figured that's how clouds were made and that the factories were cloud factories.

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      • Edited by Braydzz: 2/2/2013 7:33:57 PM
        One time when I was texting one of my friends and she mentioned how she had sex with her boyfriend at her friends house while her friend was gone and her friends parents were upstairs and just how she said it I assumed she said she had sex with her friends dad.. It was funny I don't think she will ever forget about it.

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      • That this would be a good thread.

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        • As a child, when I saw black and white pictures from way back when, I just thought everything back then was in black and white, and somehow engineers or whoever invented a wider spectrum. About a year ago, I didn't know George Takei was actually gay, I just thought he was a pretty cool guy for caring about gay rights so much.

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          • Too many to actually remember. 'Then I saw her face. Now, I'm a believer...' Where's he going with the second point? He doesn't return to it.

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            • When I was very small I thought WC stood for Willy Conservatory. I also thought that the past (Pre WW2) was in black and white. Needless to say i wasn't the brightest child.

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              • I assumed Bungie had a new game on the horizon. I guess I always was a bit of a dreamer...

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              • I said sidewards instead of sideways. I just thought that it would make sense because of backwards and forwards.

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              • When I first met Jay I thought she was cool. [i]Boy was I wrong.[/i]

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                • I always assumed Super Smash Bros Melee was rated E because it was a Mario game after all. Then one day my good friend and I got in a heated argument over such a subject. It was a bitter stalemate for a while as neither of us had copy of the box cover art and we lacked internet access to check. After what felt like weeks of arguing, though in reality it may have only lasted a day, it was revealed to my great dismay that the official ESRB rating is in fact T. I was in denial for a long time, completely opposed to the notion that I could have been wrong about something I was so sure of. Then eventually I came to accept my defeat in an argument so trivial.

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                • i confused 'french kissing' with what the french do when they greet old friends (kiss on both sides of the face).

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                • When I was younger, I was certain my wedding song would be a Weird al song

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                • Until I was 9 I thought the [I]only[/I] way to get pregnant was through oral sex.

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                • Assuming makes an ass

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                • That song made my mind hurt.

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                  When I was young, I confused "virgin" with "asexual".

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                • -Before knowing what Bill Clinton looked like I figured he'd be a black guy just cuz. -I thought girls were made by doctors cutting off boys penises at birth -I thought girls didn't have nipples -It's "for all intents and purposes" not "for all intensive purposes." -Mel Gibson is not Tom Hanks.

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                • As a small child, I thought women peed out of their anus

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                  • I just want to say that I like my version of that song more.

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                  • It kinda sucks that when you grow up, you start finding out how the world actually is. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

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                  • I would have to say: That i thought my (now) ex girlfriend cared about me.

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                  • Women are loyal/sane. I was so wrong.

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                  • That being an adult was awesome. That is, until my 18th birthday.

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                  • that Baked Beans were the only type of beans in existence.

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