Let demise of the sacrificial silver space lamb absolve you of your past sins and hubris, Bungie!
Joking.
But imagine.
Drop pod to the face.
Boom. Never saw it coming.
Legs stick out like The Wicked Witch of the East under a house.
Out hop our guardian and ghost.
“[i]Damn, we really gotta learn how to drive. Say guardian…do you suddenly feel like a giant weight has been lifted from the universe? Like the Light shines just a little brighter today?
…..No? Meh, me neither[/i]”
Background explosions.
Sunglasses on.
Won’t Get Fooled Again - CSI meme plays
And a little caption from Bungie: “We’re back!”
Art.
Pure art.
😝
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1 ReplyNimbus is what happens when someone who thinks the pinnacle of writing is Marvel/James Gunn GotG and is trying to make a "new" Cayde. Everything else that sucks about the character is secondary to that, and that says a lot about how bad the character is.
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1 ReplyHe was a really bad character, Rohan was a lot more enjoyable during the campaign wished he woulda been the one that stuck around.
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3 RepliesI'd buy a whole dlc that's literally just a cutscene of Nimbus going the way of Ol' Yeller
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Yeah, a goofy character who wouldn’t have made it past the brainstorming phase of D1 development. Now we’ve got Lightguard Strides, Grillmaster Shells and Star Wars. Hard to say Nimbus doesn’t belong in the game.
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Where is Uldren when you really need him? Got to soft as Crow. Is there no way to trigger a brief flashback by handing him the Ace of Spades? But wait what if you made Nimbus a raid boss? Heck even I would start running raids again!!!
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2 RepliesNimbus is the Jar-Jar of Destiny 2....js....
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He was annoying but easy to avoid/ignore. Kill off Nolan Northbot would be my first choice. Sick of that voice speaking for me. The Gambit guy is worse than Nimbus IMO. He's very punchable.
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26 RepliesI still hold the unpopular opinion that Nimbus wasn't that bad, they were just stuck in the second worst expansion in Destiny 2, also the fan base has a problem with anyone not named Cayde 6 using humor. Yes their lines were awful but I thought they were interesting and we needed new characters.
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2 RepliesYou poor thing, do you need a hug? someone to hold your hand? call 1-800-Bigots-r-us
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Best post in months. Bump… and Godspeed…
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The cut scenes and back story of the Cayde's fate mission is an example of some of the best Destiny content. More of that.
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5 RepliesMake it a triple hit. A fireteam of Nimbus, Shaw Han and Hawthorne meets an unfortunate end.
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Now thats a crunchy idea!
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4 RepliesEdited by shero4001: 11/9/2026 4:41:02 AMI got an idea somebody steals his board jump off the building where he is with it he goes running after them stop at the vary edge of the building balcony knowing it going to be hard to catch them to get it back while he distracted someone else spartan kick him from behind he goes over the edge problem solved joking .
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1 ReplyWell it’d certainly help to forget Lightfall
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eliteg👎👎 PVP is in the shitter 👎👎 - old
But the twist is he's made of liquid metal... and becomes the new bad guy.. sent to terminate the...[i]Nimbus how'd u find me noooo[/i] -
Won’t get fooled again is the best part of this whole thing
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Hell yeah
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2 RepliesBy MY hands with FATEBRINGER! LOL
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10 RepliesI know it’s everyones least favorite character…but just because he’s different or doesn’t fit in your 'typical gender role', suggesting to 'kill him off' is not a solution. Even if it‘s 'just a joke'.
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"Puts sunglasses on" - Pure epicness!
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According to the lore if I remember correctly cloud striders only live for 10ish years anyway after their... conversions??? If the story progresses and time progresses... nimbus is guaranteed dead anyway.... Soo... If destiny survives... Nimbus dies... Lore.. Post...