Shipping container on the moon (no wi-fi)

Cruise ship but every month it’s taken over by a furry convention

Large clear glass box in the middle of Times Square (good luck sleeping)

In an active mine (all the rocks you can eat)

Police custody but it’s literally a big vat of custard with a lock on

Murderer’s basement but he wants to get you fat on expensive food first

In a forest but you have to keep moving every few days because of deforestation