Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, eye, eye, So many dumb ways to die. You could set up a community forum. And when your players give you feedback, You could ignore 'em. You could refuse to take the hint, And trade a ten year marathon, In for a sprint. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, eye, eye, So many dumb ways to die. You could show all the creatives the door. Before they reach the day, That their stock will mature. And you could take all that money you earned Invest it in more cars, Than there's fuel to be burned. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, eye, eye, So many dumb ways to die. (Add your own verse, let's keep this going!)