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Edited by The Cellar Door:
12/27/2016 5:38:17 AM
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Don't you hate when you get played?
You know those girls who really just stick out in a crowd? Of all the possibilities, only they have a certain intoxicating aura surrounding them. Under normal circumstances, I would never post a thread like this, but I really just need to share this with you guys.
Just the sight of this girl created a pit in my stomach. Until then, they were all just easy for me, but this one, this one was different. She was easy to talk to, but deviously reserved. The only way I could find out is if I tried.
Lo and behold, we hit it off. Over the course of the night, we got to know each other very well. She had a selected interested in me, and my game was on point. This was my night, and she was ready for it.
Throughout the night, we danced, and things really started heating up. Her curves coalesced with mine, I was slowly becoming aroused. Eventually, she took my hand and we went upstairs into a bedroom.
Gently, she pushes me down onto the bed. All I can think of is how amazing this moment is. My heart is beating a million beats per minute. Ever so softly, she whispers into my ear, "read the first letter of every sentence."
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The letters formed into [spoiler]YOULOSTTHEGAME [/spoiler]
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-blam!-u
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WELL I CANT READ
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[quote]You know those girls who really just stick out in a crowd? Of all the possibilities, only they have a certain intoxicating aura surrounding them. Under normal circumstances, I would never post a thread like this, but I really just need to share this with you guys. Just the sight of this girl created a pit in my stomach. Until then, they were all just easy for me, but this one, this one was different. She was easy to talk to, but deviously reserved. The only way I could find out is if I tried. Lo and behold, we hit it off. Over the course of the night, we got to know each other very well. She had a selected interested in me, and my game was on point. This was my night, and she was ready for it. Throughout the night, we danced, and things really started heating up. Her curves coalesced with mine, I was slowly becoming aroused. Eventually, she took my hand and we went upstairs into a bedroom. Gently, she pushes me down onto the bed. All I can think of is how amazing this moment is. My heart is beating a million beats per minute. Ever so softly, she whispers into my ear, "read the first letter of every sentence." [/quote] Thought you were leaving cellar.
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Hah. Nice try Cellar, but you know i'm better than that.
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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The player never gets played
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Edited by Corvo Attano: 12/28/2016 8:45:08 PMI expected this from the title
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For the love of Talos....
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YOU JUST LOST THE GAME [spoiler]...a casual loop in this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into...[/spoiler]
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man come on why you have to do that like what was the point i had like years on this shit really had to do it
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Son of a...
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I didn't even finish reading each letter before my fate was sealed. GG cellar
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7 RepliesWhat's the difference between a Piano, a Fish and some Glue?
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Off with your head
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Yeah I expected this
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GAME OVER.
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*claps*
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*slow claps* Well played.
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YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!
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-blam!-!
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I was looking for the capitals and in the 4th paragraph I was like "wtf is thie?!!" Then I realized the capital "I" did not start a sentence. Lol you win
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AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
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[quote]You know those girls who really just stick out in a crowd? Of all the possibilities, only they have a certain intoxicating aura surrounding them. Under normal circumstances, I would never post a thread like this, but I really just need to share this with you guys. Just the sight of this girl created a pit in my stomach. Until then, they were all just easy for me, but this one, this one was different. She was easy to talk to, but deviously reserved. The only way I could find out is if I tried. Lo and behold, we hit it off. Over the course of the night, we got to know each other very well. She had a selected interested in me, and my game was on point. This was my night, and she was ready for it. Throughout the night, we danced, and things really started heating up. Her curves coalesced with mine, I was slowly becoming aroused. Eventually, she took my hand and we went upstairs into a bedroom. Gently, she pushes me down onto the bed. All I can think of is how amazing this moment is. My heart is beating a million beats per minute. Ever so softly, she whispers into my ear, "read the first letter of every sentence." [/quote]
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;-; [spoiler]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI... don't get it.
