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4/24/2016 5:59:00 PM
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Master Chief and Gordon Freeman walk into a bar...
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Necro
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1 ReplyFor some reason I thought it said "Gordon Ramses" and I'm like, "oh he must have meant master chef. Then I read the post body and I'm like, "what the hell is this guy talking about?" Then I figured it out.
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True Yrue
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It was a large bar. Many Aliens and Demons were there. All of a sudden, Chief pulled out an Energy Sword and stabbed the Bartender, the great Prophet of Regret, who said one final phrase before falling to the ground; "I regret everything!" Chief and Freeman start murdering enemies before the Gravemind swipes them into a wall. He went in for another attack before his tentacles got shot off by a plasma beam in the distance. Samus Aran and Doomguy have entered the battle. All four of them started wrecking until nobody was left. The Bar was then shut down and the Prophet of Truth (who was not in the bar) tried to sue them all, but his neck was snapped by the Arbiter.
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16 RepliesWhat if Master Chief and Samus Aran walked into a bar?
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Edited by fangfireskull: 4/26/2016 1:58:15 AMThe master chief, noble six, Gordon freemen, and chell walk into a bar... They had a boring conversation...
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2 RepliesWas it a bar full of alien scum? Because I can't see any reason why these two would walk into a human bar and kill everyone.
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Edited by LowIQPlayz3445: 4/30/2016 11:45:16 PMGordon Freeman is the ultimate video game hero. Sorry MC, but Dr Freeman was saving humanity from aliens while you were still on MAC and had an antennae on your back.
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2 Replies> Chief and Freeman stand on countless enemy corpses > they drip with blood > a menacing tune plays > they hear a crunching outside > boots on gravel > a tall and thin shadow appears on the door > a man enters > reality begins to collapse > Chief and Gordon shit themselves, simultaneously, down to the last second > it is... the man in the yellow hat
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And then Marcus Fenix walks in and both cower in fear as he chainsaws them into oblivion.
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18 RepliesUntil Doomguy walks in and makes the pussies his slaves.
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Chuck Norris and Leonidas followed... ...Chief and Morgan's bodies were found, mutilated, in a sewer a month later.
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Master Chief and Gordan Freeman walk in a bar. Han Solo walks out with blaster. "Boring conversation anyway."
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3 Replies~Before they walk into the bar~ [spoiler][b]Remember, No Russian.[/b][/spoiler]
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[b] [/b]
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... Because Kaldor Draigo happened to be in there and saw their heresy.
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And that's how kids gmod was made
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*3Fail3 Killed them ALL!*
