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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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1 ReplyHe will probably post his 'worlds first ' Kings fall hard mode completion tomorrow.
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Dude, my original hunter was rank 100 before Xmas 2014
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...... [spoiler]You're so late to the party[/spoiler]
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I'm in the "I'm giving a shit about OP!"-group. It's a lot larger than yours...
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Very high but not worlds first. Sorry bud.
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Absolutely not world's first, chill bro [spoiler]jmpdoublex is at 300 for about 4 months[/spoiler]
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Pathetic. How have you not offed yourself?
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lol dude check before you post. Some guy got pass 300 a while back sorry , but your late.
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jmpdoublex is 398
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1 ReplyI think your rewards should be a "GTFO" emblem.
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[quote]FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today. At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division. I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years. Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill. Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects Remember to spay and neuter your pets. I love my fans! Thank you. Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.[/quote] U must have spent 1000 plus hours at the loot cave
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Lol I'm gonna puke. Well done
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1 ReplyI was loving the post until you said that trash about mutilating puppies. U mayk mi sicc
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I thought I was high. 87
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4 RepliesI'm only rank 200 but I do have nearly 100 exotic engrams in my vault to turn in soon Not sure where that would put me
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1 ReplyEdited by Kizo: 3/3/2016 3:38:59 PM[b][i][/i][/b]
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Loot cave anyone?
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Lawl. Awesome post
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There's this thing called sunlight.....
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1 ReplyLoot cave abuse ?
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The grind is real with this one. Gunsmith 17? Holy -blam!- the yet weapons are boring and not worth 4 coins and three marks
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And I was self conscious at 193...
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Did you get an exotic engram that is worth 350 light? No? Oh that's right, it's not a feat, just means you play more than a lot of people. I almost forgot that someone got to 300 last year. GG
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And all you got was a shitty mote of light
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[quote]FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today. At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division. I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years. Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill. Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects Remember to spay and neuter your pets. I love my fans! Thank you. Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.[/quote] And No! ALL replies posted thus far have us questioning your intelligence.......period.
