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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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HOLY SHITBALLZ!!! That's all I can think of to say.
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1 Replylol, Remember to spay and neuter your pets. Good job btw.
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1 ReplyEdited by QuiscalusMajor: 3/3/2016 7:10:50 PMyou guys claiming he's fake are idiots, all you have to do is check him out on Destinytracker or Destinyrep or whatever. scroll down to faction progress, Cryptarch rep is at the top of the list. @OP: nice job, are you still missing any shaders after all that?
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2 RepliesT-mobile? Tf..
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4 RepliesWow, that's really sad, actually. You know there's more than video games right? There's life outside. Things to do. People to see. People to do.
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[armory][/armory] [url=http://www.bungie.net]link[/url] [quote]FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today. At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division. I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years. Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill. Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects Remember to spay and neuter your pets. I love my fans! Thank you. Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.[/quote] [url][/url] [i][/i] [u][/u] [quote]FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today. At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division. I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years. Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill. Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects Remember to spay and neuter your pets. I love my fans! Thank you. Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.[/quote]
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My friends give me shit for being 211 with him. It's from the old loot cave in year 1. Lol
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3 RepliesYou ignorant -blam!-, do research before you claim you did something, and give us PROOF if your really (doubt it) are
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There was a post on here the other day with some guy claiming his rank was 400 I believe
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2 RepliesI'm so glad you posted this, I will now sleep tonight. I've been waiting so long for sleep, you Sir are a gentlemen.
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1 ReplyDisregarded for t-mobile.
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2 RepliesNot that I don't believe you but...I'm afraid to look at the total amount of time you've spent on this game lol
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Bollocks to the haters, your dedication to recovering lost artifacts is impressive. Well played
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1 ReplyNow, young keyboard warrior, you must grind to obtain the most sought after achievement: a -blam!-ing life.
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1 ReplyPussy magnet right there
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1 ReplyI was about rank 100 on my original warlock, that took ages to get to. You must of put a lot of time in.
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1 ReplyHow long did you spend at the loot cave at launch?
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1 ReplyComplete a few more raids then we'll talk
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1 ReplyHow long did it took you?
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1 ReplyYou're still playing destiny???
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*golf clap*
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1 ReplyA lot of people don't understand self-depreciating tongue-in-cheek satirical type humor. It seems. :)
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1 ReplyDid you get the emblem and shader? No, ah well.
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To anyone wondering http://www.destinyrep.com/#un=beatyousilly1&t=1
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6 RepliesYou're late. I got there with peanut butter crackers, Mr Goodbar and Sprite months ago. Sorry, 338 now :( nothing great to show for it...
