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2/13/2016 9:16:15 PM
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~The Lonely Hearts Tavern Inn~
It is February 14th 2016, another year to endure.
Forever Alone?
Broken Hearted?
Ultimately Rejected?
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Tavern, come in grab a stool at the bar, or find a nice cozy corner to drink your heart away atleast until Valentine's Day is over.
I am Atrix the bartender, Don't cause any trouble :D
*Pulls out Shotgun*
http://i.imgur.com/gk1qDyA.jpg
So why don't you sit down and have something to eat or drink.
[b]Food Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Apple Pie
- Baked Potato
- Beef Stew
- Cabbage Stew
- Cooked Beef
- Eider Cheese Wedge/Wheel
- Garlic Bread
- Gourd
- Grilled Chicken Breast
- Grilled Leeks
- Horker Stew
- Leg of Goat Roasted
- Pheasant Roasted
- Potato Soup
- Red Apple
- Salmon Steak
- Venison Chop
- Venison Stew[/spoiler]
[b]Drink Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Ale
- Alto Wine
- Argonian Ale
- Argonian Bloodwine (Special)
- Ashfire Mead
- Black-Briar Mead
- Black-Briar Reserve
- Cliff-Racer
- Cyrodilic Brandy
- Dragon's Breath Mead
- Emberbrand Wine
- Honningbrew Mead
- Nord Mead [/spoiler]
We only play one song, and one Song only:
http://youtu.be/zLMYcqBmiX8
The JukeBox is broken :/
Suggested songs to get you through day (I picked songs that you may have never heard of): [spoiler]
> Micheal Jackson "You Rock My World"
http://youtu.be/C1kHeeEMe-s
> Luke Friend "Hole in my Heart" (I prefer the NightCore version)
http://youtu.be/4ylOznXIJb4
> "Quiets Theme"
https://youtu.be/RiS1xQoQvKE
> Diver [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Ah59kVW62-I
> Closer [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Mp53ib_d4Cs
[/spoiler]
[b]~SINGLES ONLY~[/b]
[b]~NO COUPLES~[/b]
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Necrobump
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*Walks down the steps. The chill, jazzy pub atmosphere is thick enough to cut. Users fill the booth and line the edges of the bar, among them are smiles, frowns, and looks of utter emotionless-ness. All are here in one form or another, to drink their sorrows away, whether that sorrow be of lonliness or a broken heart is no one's business. Everyone is here to find solace on a night that proves unrelenting to a lonesome soul. I'll take a Cliff Racer
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I broke the rule :> I'll take a bowl of Cabbage Stew
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Singles Awareness Day ...SAD.
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The picture makes me think of bioshock
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6 Cyrodilic Brandys please, I don't wanna feel a thing.
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Relevant?
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Can I be a part of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?
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1 ReplyRoses are red I have a phone Nobody texts me Forever alone:(
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Cabbage stew and ale!
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This one would like a sweetroll and some skooma
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Where is the wodka??? Wodka makes you womit
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3 RepliesWhat? No Sweet Rolls?
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My parents are dead, Elder Lyons and his cute daughter are dead, the Brotherhood abandoned me and my home wasteland and won't even mention me after all I've done for them, how can I possibly get any more lonely right now? [spoiler]I'll take more Ale or Nuka Cola if you have that[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have a girlfriend and I'm posting here. I'm still cringing though.
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2 RepliesSingles Awareness Day. [spoiler]Did anyone besides me that it forms the acronym "SAD"?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDoodn doodn doo doooooooo. *[i]glass breaking shrill[/i]* [spoiler]greatest music bit ever.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou forgot the mountain dew, ramen noodles, fried chicken, coke and pepsi, dorritos and cheeseburgers
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I'll take extra strong rejection with with some heartbreak and disappointment to go
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3 Replies*Does fat line of Coke off the bar*
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4 RepliesI'll take all the alcohol you have
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1 ReplyJust gimme all your ale...
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2 RepliesI don't see root beer, potato chips, and pizza on the menu, this is a place for lonely single people right?
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2 RepliesLol, losers. Me and count palmula have been dating since I was 12. 7 years strong.
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4 Replies[i]*sobbing in corner* BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME![/i]
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