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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Not really with strangers. But uh, I'm known to have very bad spatial awareness.
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12 RepliesThe other day at work, the 40+ yr old woman who was with her son (older than me) said, "Hey you're kinda cute, do you like experienced women?" Right in front of him and I just... Yeah.
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3 RepliesLocker room full of guys. Someone tried to kiss me while I was half naked[spoiler]i wish I was lieing so much [/spoiler] I almost kicked his ass after that
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Completely relevant.
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1 ReplyI ate a muffin and was caught......[spoiler]pls don't eat me[/spoiler]
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Edited by ShadowIce8798: 1/12/2016 8:22:04 PMJust run
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I drank some coffee, got poisoned, and killed by crazy kids who took over a town and made up a religion
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6 RepliesMaking eye contact while eating a banana
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12 RepliesI've had strangers tell me my ass looks cute while wearing skinny jeans, I'm a guy.
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4 RepliesBe me in 7th grade, you know, that extremely socially awkward guy. I was walking down the hall and this girl is walking towards me. We knew each other and often helped each other with Algebra, so this wasn't terribly awkward, but she says "Hey bestie!" Being the stupid me j say hi, and the. She says, "Oh! Not you!" She was talking to the person behind me. I still cringe to this day.
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One guy started to talk about his crap. Weird.
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9 RepliesIf someone makes eye contact with me while I'm at the urinal I won't look away.
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You shouldn't have made eye contact something could have happened!
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1 ReplyClassic thinking "it's my car" and you get in the passenger seat and it's a strangers car
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2 RepliesEdited by Bruh: 1/20/2016 9:07:24 PMWhen I was around 8 or 9, I went trick or treating and saw a house with a scarecrow on the porch. I thought nothing of it, and knocked on the door. The scarecrow guy jumped up and startled the life out of me, and I kicked him right in the you know what. This isn't the awkward, but the highest on my scale was a stupid scenario.
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7 Replies-be 4 year old me -meet another 4 year old boy at store -think he's cool because Heelys -is new friend -guy says he wants to be my best friend -pulls out his tank and demands we touch tanks in order to confirm friendship -run.exe
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19 RepliesSimilar story... Dorm room college floor shares bathrooms... Woke up really early totally forgot to lock the door, another girl opens the door right when I'm changing my tampon (sorry for the tmi) ... Mortifying
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When someone asks if you wanna netflix and chill when you haven't heard of that before... Awkward night... Found out what netflix and chill means tho
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9 RepliesEdited by luke4dead: 1/13/2016 6:28:48 PM- Girl waving at me - I look around, nobody's there, I wave back - She starts walking towards me, "Hi, how are you?" - "Oh, I'm doing just fine, what about you?" - She walks past me to her friend sitting behind me - I think I died of awkwardness
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1 Reply>Be me >Last year, after my second driving lesson >Filling in observation hours, hot gril gets in >Boner.png >Drives around pretty good >Stops at next students house, gets out and sits [b]next [/b] to me instead of on the side >Oh mai >Pulls out phone to text, keeps glancing at me >Afraid she'll see my donger >Turns out she sniped my phone number off my driving sheet in my lap >Texts me "heyyyy" >Wtf.jpg >She's into me >Keeps leaning into me every turn >Those stocking omf >Gets forceful >Masochist pervert ways emerge >We go back and forth for at least a half hour until I get dropped off at home >Were still friends today and we live in different towns
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1000 post
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2 Replies>be me >at theatre watching STAR WARS Episode: 7, The Force Awakens™ >movie ends >everyone heads to bathroom >get there first >5 urinals >start urinaling >old man beside me >we make eye contact >I look away >he doesn't The horror
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Had an old lady tell me I have nice lips before. That was quite weird.
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3 RepliesEdited by Jphn_33: 1/27/2016 7:25:32 AMWhenever I buy food or I am at the movies: Employee: "Enjoy" Me: "Thanks, you too!" [b](._. )[/b]
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10 RepliesEdited by tommy boi: 1/9/2016 1:52:25 AMI was taking a piss out in the surrounding trails of my high school when a old women walking her dog passed by and saw my wiener in my hand so I panicked threw my wang in my pants and walked off to finish my piss a little further down the trail... When I think the coast is clear I proceed to piss... And then she comes walking by me again making eye contact while I emptied my bladder I figured fûck it and finished pissing in front of her...
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4 RepliesWhen i was at a dance some chick came up to me and started to dance. I stopped and just looked at her. She wasn't that attractive and i just noped out of there
