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12/29/2015 11:07:13 AM
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John Cena Can Beat Chuck Norris

Why is this even an argument? The b*tch can't even see Cena.

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  • Edited by evoxazon: 12/29/2015 10:12:07 PM
    But how would we know if cena actually beat chuck? We can't see him so there is no way to confirm who actually did the deed.

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    • Professional bodybuilder and fighter can beat a 70-something year old man. Stop the -blam!-in presses guys

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