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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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female rights
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1 Replydestiny's story
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1 ReplyDestiny storyline
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my life........
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3 RepliesA Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The Christian farts and the Jew starts coughing. The Christian says " what a little gas never hurt nobody.
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1 ReplyEdited by Raccoon With A Gun >w<: 11/16/2015 7:53:11 PMwhy cant titans close there eyes? [spoiler]Because they cant blink[/spoiler]
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Bush did titanic
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Two tree's on top of a hill. One is a Birch and the other a Beach tree. They start talking about a sapling they see down the hill. The beach tree says " thats a son of a beach." The birch tree says "no, its definitely a son of a birch." This argument goes on for a few minutes untill a woodpecker comes by. The trees ask him to fly down and inspect the young sapling and let them know which one is right. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman, that is neither a son of a birch nor a son of a beach, but the finest piece of ash i have ever stuck my pecker in! Ohhh its a tree joke!!! :)
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6 RepliesWhy are Jewish men circumcised? [spoiler]Because Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat do you call a Mexican fighting a pedophile?[spoiler]alien vs. predator[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by mandog_123: 11/16/2015 4:47:57 PMWhat do you call it when a Mexican stalks someone? [spoiler]Beanstalk[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook in the mirror.
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3 RepliesHelen Keller walks into a bar [spoiler]and a chair[/spoiler] [spoiler]then a table....... [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWhat's the difference between an onion and a hooker ?[spoiler]I don't cry when I'm slicing up hookers.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None. Fish are incapable of such actions.[/spoiler]
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Why don't Ninjas tell White jokes? [spoiler]They want to keep their jobs.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat do you call a cheap circumcision? [spoiler]a rip off[/spoiler]
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Why did the Ayyyyy, Lmao?[spoiler]topkek[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat's 9+10? [spoiler]twenny wun[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHave you ever had a wookie cookie? They say its very chewy. *Badum tsss*
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65 RepliesYour face
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4 Replieswhat do you call the person who made this post? [spoiler]lettuce[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesMath Joke If you're cold, you should go stand in a corner, since it's usually 90 degrees there
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4 RepliesThe Traveler was actually a prank pulled by Golden-age scientists: 1) they found a way to Terra Form worlds. 2) they invented ghosts from smart matter, and thoughtful light. 3) the Traveler was just a giant rocket propelled gumball machine, built in space and brought to Earth, to celebrate their brilliance. 4) the Fallen love gum, and they ran out. They want ours. 5) the Hive hate gum: Crota's mom choked on gum:( 6) the Vex don't understand the "point" of gum. 7) the Cabal's emperor told his legions, "Bring that gum home, or don't bother coming home at all!" 8) Rasputin was terrified of what would happen if all that gum got stuck in his circuits, so he blew it up preemptively. 9) Osiris went mad trying to calculate precisely how many gumballs could fit inside the "Traveler." 10) Toland followed the Hive to find the perfect melody to compose his masterpiece: "An Ode to the Hive-killing Gum Machine." 11) The Speaker's distracting everyone with war, so he can keep all the gum to himself. And that's all you have to know about the traveler!
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Edited by Gamur Wenus: 11/16/2015 2:51:04 PMThere's 3 guys on there way to Sturgis, one black, one white, one Asian. The car broke down mid way threw, outside of a farm house. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, the farmer says "yes, but under one condition. You don't touch my daughter." They all agree... then they all have there way with her. The next morning the farmer confronts the three men and asks them "who had sex with my daughter?!" They all confessed. So the farmer told them all to go pick 100 pieces of fruit or vegetables from his farm. The white guy picks 100 cherries and brings them back to the farmer, the farmer says "now shove em up your áss." So he does and chuckles. The Asian guy picks 100 carrots and brings them back to the farmer, the farmer says "now shove em up your áss." So he does and the white guy and him are laughing their ásses off. The farmer asks them why they are laughing so hard. They reply, "that nígger out there is picking watermelons!!"
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Warning dark slightly racist joke below you have been warned. [spoiler]What would Martin Luther King Jr. be like if he was white? Alive.[/spoiler]
