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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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Id tell you the joke about the pencil but theres no point
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3 RepliesWhy can't a bike stand on its own? [spoiler]cuz it's too(two) tired![/spoiler]
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A duck walks in to a bar and the bar tender says what will it be. The duck does not respond, [spoiler]cause it's a duck[/spoiler]
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A duck walks in to a bar and the bar tender says what will it be. The duck does not respond, [spoiler]cause it's a duck[/spoiler]
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A duck walks in to a bar and the bar tender says what will it be. The duck does not respond, [spoiler]cause it's a duck[/spoiler]
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1 Reply-blam!- you. Hahahahahaha
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2 RepliesWhy do Titans eyes always hurt? Because they can't blink
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4 RepliesHere's a bad one. What did the zero say to the eight? [spoiler]Nice belt![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat's the difference between jelly and jam? [spoiler]I can't jelly my dick into your ass. [/spoiler]
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Edited by FxtrtTngoWhisky: 11/16/2015 12:59:21 AMBungie cares about you and will be fixing all of the issues that we have with the game. [spoiler]I win.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhat's the difference between you and a watermelon?
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Any good ones yet?
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Three men are stranded on an island. A genie appears and says he can grant each one of them one wish. The first one says he wants to be at his house with a cold bear in his hand. Poof he gets his wish and vanishes. The second one says he wants to be at a beach party surrounded by girls. Instantly gets his wish as well and vanishes. The third says "You know, I'm actually feeling kind of lonely so can those guys come back?"
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7 RepliesMy ex wife still misses me..... But her aim is getting better. 😘
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1 ReplyThree guys, one black, one white, one Polock; find themselves stranded in the desert. Concerned for their safety, they agree to split up to find resources to hold them over until their rescue. After some time they regroup and share what they've found. The white guy says he found a cave where they can take shelter. The black guy says he found a small oasis where there's fresh water. When it's the Polock's turn to share, he gets an ear to ear grin! He's holding a car door. The other two, somewhat confused ask the Polock why he has a car door. He replies; "Well, if it's ever too hot, we can just roll down the window!"
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2 RepliesThree blondes are on a cliff. Jesus tells them if they make a wish and jump off, it will come true. First blonde wishes to be a bird and becomes a bird. Second one wishes to be a eagle. Third one trips on a rock and yells " oh shit" and she becomes a pile of shit falling down a cliff
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This game called destiny
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1 ReplyI was only a level 20 I loved gjallarhorn so much i had all the bounties and telemetries to level it up I prayed to rngesus every night askin for a gjallarhorn gjallarhorn is love i say gjallarhorn is life my fellow guardians called me an idiot i knew they were jealous i was goin to get it first i called them gallyless they smack me with their truths and send me on patrol im cryin now and im gjallarhornless i sit on my sparrow its really uncomfortable a shank is movin towards me i feel it shoot me with a gjallarhorn i am so happy now it whispered into my helmet this is your gjallarhorn now It moves me with its gjallarhorn and moves me to my hands and knees Im ready i spread my inventory open for the shank it penetrates my armor I can feel my inventory gettin full as my eyes are watering i dismantle my uncommons i want to use the gjallarhorn the shank screaches as i tug the gjallarhorn off of it my fellow guardians pass by the shank looks at them staright in the eyes and says whos the noob now the shank flys off to the moon with my sparrow Gjallarhorn is love gjallarhorn is life
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Darude - Sandstorm
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Here's an honest joke: Destiny had nothing to offer in Vanilla. Now people say its awesome, yet are truly still unhappy with how it all began. Why did they stay? [spoiler]Because no one wants to admit they blew $60 on a bad game. The funny part? People bought in-game-currency that offered a different non-combative movement. [/spoiler]
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My K.D.
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2 RepliesEdited by LynxD3stiny: 11/16/2015 12:36:29 AMSo I'm in a room with (whoever comments), hit1er and sta1in. There's no way out. I have a pistol with 2 shots in the mag. Who should I shoot?
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7 RepliesAre you my homework? [spoiler]I'm not finishing until someone responds[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySilver was a great addition to Destiny.
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What kind of beer do guardians drink? [spoiler]Bud Light.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhere does the lady with one leg work? [spoiler]ihop[/spoiler]
