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Edited by captain grizz:
11/14/2015 3:39:50 PM
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Its time to git Gud scrubs
So, I just cant believe how bad you scrubs are at ToO, let's try using something other thank 1k? Isnt it about time you used a real gun like a shotgun?
All destiny players who are left are fanboy retards, I only play to help you scrubs obviously. Without me you would be lost you inexperienced chumps.
There are way to many games coming out for destiny to even have a chance. Fallout 4 will obviously convince everybody that there is no need for pvp, that's right no more pvp you scrubs!
I don't understand why these retards at bungee haven't nerfed you dirty warlocks yet, you're jump is obviously to op. It will not last you scrubs, you will have to change classes if you ever want to complete the raid again.
Really all good players are on bo3 now so even if you go flawless it doesn't mean anything because their aren't and decent players left! Except for me because somebody has to help you scrubs.
Every time you chumps use a shotgun the auto rifle gets nerfed again as it should, there is no reason for them. Everybody knows that hand cannons are the most op weapon right now and that's how it should be. Quit using you're hammers and git Gud scrubs.
Edit 2- you scrubs can figure it out theirselfs
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What's the map?
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All dem ToO loses though..
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1 ReplyRemove the edit.
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These satire posts are retarded AF, stahp it.
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3 Replies* Claps * Well played sir. Well played.
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5 RepliesYou are calling us retards you can't even spell bungie you spelled it bungee your stupid go back to 1st grade retard.
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Yea git gud scroobs
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It's time to git git-gitgitgitgit gud!
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Now that a good disguise.
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2 RepliesWith a 0.5 kd shut your mouth
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1 Reply[quote]Amazing artists in this decade: Ariana Grande Nicki Minaj Drake Harry Styles Iggy Azalea Selena Gomez Niall Horan ASAP Rocky Miley Cyrus Ed Sheeran Imagine Dragons Sage The Gemini Justin Bieber Omarion Hozier Ne-Yo Calvin Harris Echosmith Nickelback Avicii Just Kidding! Read the first letter in each name[/quote]
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Edited by Spooky Kazoo Kid: 11/14/2015 12:43:06 PMNice man ;)[spoiler]Its funny how people use stats to insult a person :p[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesWe were doing Kings Fall Hard Mode. We, being level 310's, blew through the raid. We were in a time crunch. Only 2 hours to complete it and XxboyXxkillaXxx had wasted 45 minutes on the jumping puzzle. We blew through Warpriest and Gogoroth. 30 minutes. Once again XxboyXxkillaXxx refused to switch from blink and wasted 20 minutes on the second jumping puzzle. We destroy the sisters in 5 minutes, the 6 of us pumping into Oyrx's Daughters. We have 20 minutes to kill Oyrx. We wipe twice, both times because of XxboyXxkillaXxx refusing to kill the ogres, claiming he is a pacifist. 10 minutes left. We do considerable damage to Oyrx in the first 3 rounds considering XxboyXxkillaXxx jumped off the side in the beginning shouting random Bill Nye quotes. Fourth round. I grab the relic easily. One guy dies by jumping into the ship. Another from the Vessel. 3 people left. We stagger Oyrx, but they don't make it to the blights. It is just me. I do barely just enough damage to Oyrx to bring him to the front. I accidentally reload my ToM, and run out of bullets killing an Aycolyte. I don't have time to use a primary synth. I put my last 3 sniper shots into Oyrx but it isn't enough. I can't use my sword. I am doomed. Oyrx chuckles. Ready to end my life. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! IN THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN! *Shesmynerd has joined the fireteam*. I see him rise above Oyrx. Cast in a veil of light. "Feel my wrath! For my name is Shesmyne... HE SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL!" *Guardian Down" Crap. Oyrx chuckles again. Tbaggs Shesmynerd and messages him, "Git gud skrub". BUT WHAT IS THIS! HOPE! *Smoggypluto has joined the fireteam* I hear the thud of a Sunbreaker super being used. He appears in a silhouette of light. The light slowly dies away and I see him. Smoggypluto. "I am not worthy", I cry. He looks at Oyrx. He opens his mouth but Morgan Freeman's voice comes out. "This is my swamp". He lifts up his Y10 Gjallihorn and kills Oyrx in one shot, while simultaneously Tbagging Shesmynerd's ghost. We all get our rewards. All 330 Light, except for XxboyXxkillaXxx, he gets shards. I didn't see mine. I sniffle and ask Smoggy what I got. "Check you're inventory." I completely missed Smoggy's misspelling of "your". I inspect myself and ghasp. Primary equiped: Y2 Thorn. Pre nerf. Chestpiece: Twilight Garrison. Secondary: Better Than Yours, exotic sniper. Heavy. I choke back tears. I must be strong for Smoggy. His Y10 Gjallahorn. Signed by Bill Nye, the Science guy. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I stammer. He hops on Xylar, The Timeless. "Black Ops 3 is going to kill Destiny", XxboyXxkillaXxx remarks. "Shut up Meg", Smoggy says. He winks at me and flies away to help others in need. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I repeat. The sound of Shesmynerd crying faintly in the background
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Fine I won't use my 1k Stare. I'll use my Eirene RR4 w/ Luck in the Chamber. Satisfied?
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What means git gud? >.<
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Edited by Tate Diabeetus: 11/14/2015 12:11:15 PMHurray finally a new way to hide satire Also the edit is making it become SATIREE
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2 RepliesWot no satire tag?
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5 RepliesThis is why they should take away forums
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1 ReplyThat medal score though
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6 RepliesI can spot a troll from a mile away.... probably because there F-ing gigantic...
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1 Replyshitpost is shitpost
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2 Replies[spoiler]Buy my products.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI stopped reading after "use a real gun like a shotgun
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2 Replies[quote] All destiny players who are left are fanboy retards, I only play to help you scrubs obviously. Without me you would be lost you inexperienced chumps. [/quote] 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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7 Replies.5 lifetime in ToO. Sit down and shut up.
