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Edited by overkill: 10/18/2015 4:07:46 AM
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This Week Has Proven Warlocks = Master Race

Well let's face it. This past week has featured two main things: Nerfing the Sunbreaker, and the Shadowshot glitch. Pretty much equivalent to a Hunter vs. Titan standoff. Hunters cry about Titans being overpowered, while Titans defend themselves and say everything is fine. And now you have every Hunter in the game using the infinite Shadowshot glitch as a big middle finger to every Sunbreaker Titan. Then, there's the warlocks. The innocent bystanders, caught in the line of fire of the hunter's tears and the Titan's hammers, asking themselves how it all came down to this. One can compare the situation of the Warlocks as if the Titans and Hunters were fighting the Revolutionary War, and the Warlocks were the Native Indians, just wishing this madness would stop. But now great news has come down upon us, that Sunbreakers will be nerfed, and the Shadowshot glitch will finally be addressed. Finally peace will be restored among the community. However, the moral of this story is that Warlocks are indeed the master race, and it is now a proven fact that Bungie put more effort into developing and testing the [b]new warlock subclass[/b] than they did with the [b]new Hunter or Titan subclasses[/b] How do I know you ask? The answer is simple: warlocks are more balanced, and have no glitches [b]at the present time[/b]. In other words, they do not share any of the problems you see with Titans or hunters today. In conclusion, being a warlock will get you the most balanced and ethical experience that destiny has to offer [b]at this point in time.[/b] Edit: Even if you are a Hunter and don't use the glitch, or a Titan that for some odd reason doesn't use the Sunbreaker class, the bottomline is as of the Taken King warlocks have been excelling in how balanced they are and how no glitches have presently been discovered for them. Edit 2: Warlocks have also never had any PVP complaints that were big as Sunbreakers or Shadowshot, only PvE complaints about raid cheesing. Edit 3: To those of you referencing patches made in Year 1 concerning warlocks cheesing raids, understand I'm talking about now, in the [b]Taken King[/b] era, where the new Hunter and Titan subclasses both have major community wide issues except the warlock subclass. Edit 3.5: Everything in bold will 100% clear up all your misconceptions, for those of you that read edits that is Edit 4: Only used the term master race because writing something "less offensive" isn't exactly the best attention grabber. And after all, doesn't a favorite anything inevitably lead to competition? Edit 5: Yes my post has bias, but the fact remains that warlocks have no [b]YEAR 2 GLITCHES/COMMUNITY-BREAKING OVERPOWEREDNESS[/b], making them the most balanced. [b][i]in case you haven't figured it out this was satire. move on with your lives.[/i][/b]

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  • Warlocks keep their noses out of other classes business that is why we are the best Titans and hunters are just two classes who can't agree

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  • Warlocks innocent? Pah! If anything it's the warlocks who play devils advocate! *pokes Titan* "hey, look at that gg, you don't need to take that shit...here throw this flaming hammer at him..." *pokes hunter* "hey, look at that guy, thinking he can just keep throwing hammers at you and one shotting you with it... here have these arrows, you can shoot as many as you like..." [spoiler]the hunters learned to blink from the warlocks, wonder what else we could have learned as well... *casually looks of to the side*[/spoiler]

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    • Stormcaller + Blink = best super in game = me >=]

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      • Warlock is the best class in the game and everyone else is wrong

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      • Edited by Unforgiven: 10/16/2015 10:31:55 AM
        The only testing they did was put a monkey in a room, and give it a PS4 controller. Then they locked the room and went to the bar.

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      • Just you wait hunters will be turning on warlocks next after sunbreaker nerf they will cry until there on top again

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      • Hey [b]f[/b]uck hunters

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      • Just wait until the stag comes out to play in trials...

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        • I would argue that the stormcaller is a better overall subclass than the sunbreaker. Your super isn't that far behind ours and that melee is disgusting.

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          • No its not that we are masterrace, its that the warlocks this week are just chill now. It used to be warlocks vs hunters with the chill titan, and now its titan vs hunter with chill warlocks. I'll be here with my sun lounger

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          • Welcome to the Salt Festival!!!!! How is everybody this fine evening/morning/midday/midnight? As we can all see OP is asserting that Warlocks are the best! Oh so many disagree. Grab your salt shakers and starting dumping them on the popcorn you eat as you sit back and watch the show as so many people fight mindlessly over which is class is the best, the most overpowered, the most widely used, and whatever the -blam!- else people come up with tho argue about! Enjoy folks! [spoiler]People love conflict. This thread is hilarious.[/spoiler]

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          • The class wars are worse than the console wars now. So much hate on these forums, it's getting pretty sad.

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            • Pffft day destiny released proved warlocks as master race... (jk don't get offended)

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            • You're dumb. Because the new subclasses have glitches makes warlocks master race? Hah. As if warlock melee is fair at all. Go read a book nerd

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              • No CHINESE PEOPLE are the MASTER RACE! CHINESE PEOPLE REPRESENT!!!

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                • Edited by SherbetShiba: 10/16/2015 9:43:12 AM
                  Yeah warlocks are master race because mine has done the raid like once and somehow has better gear than my hunter who has done it 4 times >.<

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                • Warlocks have always had the best perks and gear. If the glide didn't completely suck ass, more people would main them.

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                  • the fact that a glitch hasnt been found with stormcaller doesnt mean is glitch-free lol

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                    • Ahahahahaha. AHhahajahha aahah. Whew. Thanks for the laugh, dude. Maybe warlocks are good for something.

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                      • The complaining is ALWAYS either about Titans or Hunters, from crucible crybabies. ALWAYS. Us Warlocks just off to the side dancing and laughing as they turn each other in to freaks of nature from constant buffs/nerfs.They will eventually end up like clayface, a puddle of crap on the floor

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                      • Edited by Merkd: 10/16/2015 9:36:24 AM
                        [quote]And now you have every Hunter in the game using the infinite Shadowshot glitch as a big middle finger to every Sunbreaker Titan. [/quote] Absolute lies, I main a hunter and never used it once, couldn't continue reading after that as you just tarred every single hunter with the same brush.

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                      • Just you wait........ More subclasses will be added.

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                      • That's racist.

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                      • Nope this week has proven there are either a lot of young children on the forums or a lot of complete morons who think maining different classes means you have a different moral outlook on life, or have different social traits.. or think that there are weekly hunter meetings where every hunter main in the world sits in a big circle and they decide together whether to glitch the game or not. It's funny reading this crap all over the forum but kinda scary if you people are serious.

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                      • Shut up, meg.

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                      • During every friggin' class war, I swear my friends and I have laughed, because it's always been between Hunters and Titans. Day One, it was Titans complaining about both Bladedancer and Gunslinger. HoW, it was only Bladedancer that was being complained about. TTK, it's Hunters complaining about Titans. And meanwhile Warlocks are just there. Being [b][i]offensively perfect.[/i][/b] How dare you.

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