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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • lol, i like the lightbulb one

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  • I was loling so hard through all those.

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  • Oh my... I finally got a quote up here. I are so proud.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir None of those made me laugh.[/quote] Lol.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Don't you dare edit that.[/quote]Darc told me the same thing D: I von't [/quote] It'd be funny, but rather jerkish, if a moderator edited it instead.[/quote]Don't say that. [i]The Walls have mod powers[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Don't you dare edit that.[/quote]Darc told me the same thing D: I von't [/quote] It'd be funny, but rather jerkish, if a moderator edited it instead.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Don't you dare edit that.[/quote]Darc told me the same thing D: I von't

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro *Does not get 1000th*[/quote] Don't you dare edit that.

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  • 1000th post b1tches *waves two 1 finger salutes in air* edit-DAMNIT [Edited on 01.01.2010 5:44 PM PST]

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  • Damn... 1001. [Edited on 01.01.2010 5:42 PM PST]

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  • *Does not get 1000th*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup I just realized this thread is almost at 1000 comments![/quote]The post after me is post 1000! Injustb4post 1000.

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  • I just realized this thread is almost at 1000 comments! [Edited on 01.01.2010 5:39 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy Yay, first quote, but I wasn't the funny one =([/quote] You were the first post in this thread of 2010 Bungie time![/quote] Well I was last of 2009 :P[/quote] Conglaturations!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy Yay, first quote, but I wasn't the funny one =([/quote] You were the first post in this thread of 2010 Bungie time![/quote] Well I was last of 2009 :P

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy Yay, first quote, but I wasn't the funny one =([/quote] You were the first post in this thread of 2010 Bungie time!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reekhon As far as I know, there are three types of people on the flood. 1. People with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 2. People who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 3. Girls who badmouth people who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. So what are you?[/quote] lol i don't have girl problems and im not a girl sooo number two please

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] No they can't its ours now ... and it's...awesome

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  • That's a fine how do ya do -every old person

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  • Happy new year to waste. [Edited on 01.01.2010 3:43 AM PST]

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  • Yay, first quote, but I wasn't the funny one =(

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  • I got my first quote on this account! :D

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  • Happy New Year! To celebrate, a whole slew of new quotes! I'm going to be going to random pages on The Flood and pulling random funny quotes for a long time, don't know how long exactly, in honor of New Years! [Edited on 12.31.2009 10:02 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reekhon and they all find their way into the three categories.[/quote] . . .No. Those that Fit into Your 3 Categories are Those with Crazy-Ass, Run away Libidos with Every Thought in their Puny Little Mind being Contorted by Their Raging Hormones. . . . . .Oh, And Those who Oppose Them, Ultimately laying Their Words on Ignorant Ears.

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  • and they all find their way into the three categories.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Klederson I need help Flood[/quote] You're -blam-ed.[/quote] (I think it's funny, anyway)

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