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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • I lol'd. Then i came back 4 weeks later and actually read every quote, and lol'd some more.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hxc kamaitachi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ezra Zaire1 Fail at driving the Blackhawk.[/quote] your first mistake would be trying to [i]drive[/i] it...[/quote]

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  • Some funny, some just borin'.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neur0toxins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A5A55inat0r exactically!! you have to be a flood!! *munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg*[/quote] I guess you like the dark meat.. Lol [/quote] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... dark meat *drools* *starts searching for neur0toxins*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A5A55inat0r exactically!! you have to be a flood!! *munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg*[/quote] I guess you like the dark meat.. Lol [Edited on 02.16.2010 4:21 PM PST]

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  • exactically!! you have to be a flood!! *munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg* [Edited on 02.16.2010 1:40 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaos St33l I found some funny sig on some other website. "only idoits cant spell"[/quote] Its the [i]flood[/i] funny sayings.

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  • I can haz spot in threed twoo? I R cool guy and like to been on lots of treaeds.

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  • I found some funny sig on some other website. "only idoits cant spell"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil Elite Lugia! Use Facepalm![/quote] Does this count as me being mentioned?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] littleicyman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZzbubbleszZ Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise [/quote] No.[/quote] You can't rap3 the willing?[/quote] OR CAN YOU!!! o_O

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] littleicyman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZzbubbleszZ Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise [/quote] No.[/quote] You can't rap3 the willing? [Edited on 02.05.2010 1:52 PM PST]

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  • The Flood is the 'Off Topic' Forum right? So shouldn't all the posts be 'Off Topic'? (in reference to the thread they are posted in of course) [Edited on 01.31.2010 5:37 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Oh teh noes!!1[/quote] SKOOKIE!!!! <3

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZzbubbleszZ Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise [/quote] No. [Edited on 01.31.2010 3:28 AM PST]

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  • Wow. I made the cut on the 22nd page. On my other account (TheOriginaC0UG3R). Now no one will remember me for who I truly am, IYIYSTERIOUS!!!!!!!

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  • Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise [Edited on 01.30.2010 9:43 AM PST]

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  • wots a flood

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NVR Basically all of these are very unfunny. [/quote] Fix'd

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    The majority of these are very unfunny.

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  • Here's a good one: "There are three VERY important things you need to know about war. Well, there is a fourth, but the third is far superior to the fourth, so I left that one out. The first and second are equally important. So what are these things? That's not important right now."

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  • Here at Cannibal diner we'd love you for dinner, or We've been accident free for, oops another accident.

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  • *Smashes head on the door* Accident Free since 2 seconds ago.

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  • I couldn't stop laughing at these. thanks for this :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiIl force dat daddy pops into a fukin weelchair or sum shet dese old fukin people tinkin dey got sum kinda authority over us juss cuz dey bout to kick the fukin bucket if he fights back dont be afraid to get a lil bit ruff wit him sumtimes it takes a fukin gat to the face only way to teach the old man u see wat im sayin but juss keep it real yo offer him a cig or two den get him in a fukin headlock and get him in da car make sure he dont be tryin to open no doors or shet tho cuz these old fukkers tink they invincible n shet he mite try to jump out so keep him still wit dat gat to his head force him into da hospital den let the doctors take it from there aight bro hope i helped remember dont be afraid to get a lil ruff n teach him a fukin lesson aight[/quote] I pissed myself reading this

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  • Wait, there's a discussion to this thread?!

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