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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chick Bowdrie If everyone has a spaceship it's not science fiction :D[/quote] Unless CHUCK NORRIS says it is.

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  • If everyone has a spaceship it's not science fiction :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pet400 [quote]posted by: pet400 Im a british person *DRAMATIC FACE* *INHALES DEEPLY* IN SCOTLAND!!![/quote] Yes i actually posted that in a forum.[/quote] And how did that turn out?

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  • [quote]posted by: pet400 Im a british person *DRAMATIC FACE* *INHALES DEEPLY* IN SCOTLAND!!![/quote] Yes i actually posted that in a forum.

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  • My head can not take all the words.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xx TJamz xX Approximately 63.12% of that was funny.[/quote] Approximately 74.35% of percentages are made up on the spot.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=52063938]This made me lol last night[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spngefan11[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 Mine would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67WCu2ojgM&feature=related&fmt=22]This one.[/url] Beautiful music, great [b]atmosphere[/b][/quote]Irony.[/quote]

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  • Anyone trying to be funny is trying too hard. It's got to be natural, not forced out of you.

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  • Approximately 63.12% of that was funny.

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  • http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51757232

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  • Lol this thread was made on my B-day. Just noticed that. Thanks for the gift Dumb-Door

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  • "What the F***?"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P3P5I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeagleWeezles Don't have so much faith in the maturity of this forum.[/quote]People have faith in the maturity of this forum?[/quote]People are questioning the maturity of this forum?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyPeanut I'd rather watch every youtube video that has "Bodies" as a song in a row than listen to Kanye West.[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51479365]Quote found in thread 'Has your gf/ex ever seen your peen non-erect?'[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sykoh [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rex are I No, I meant that any of my lovers have seen my tool flaccid. Non-stimulated my endowment looks normal. Nut I will high five you anyway. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sykoh [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rex are I Same here.[/quote] High five! Tiny flaccid wee-wee's ftw![/quote][/quote] Oh uh ya. Same. *shifty eyes*[/quote] Blamin' hilarious!

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  • [url=http://www.4tnz.com/files/spit_tea.jpg]-blam!- hell I'm on page 44.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain I'm on there again! *false sense of importance*[/quote] *In creepy voice* [i]But we love you.........[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.[/quote] Os so all of this is [mostly] from F V2? Great..[/quote] Nah, some of it is. Its just most of the stuff from private groups appears to be from Flood V2.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.[/quote] Os so all of this is [mostly] from F V2? Great..

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain I'm on there again! *false sense of importance*[/quote]good for you

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  • I'm on there again! *false sense of importance*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vadam930 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 From random discussion in our group. Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] Haha You're not in here often, are you? XD[/quote] Just occasionally, over the years ;) [Edited on 10.21.2010 3:39 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.

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  • What this is I don't even..

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 From random discussion in our group. Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] Haha You're not in here often, are you? XD

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