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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
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20 bucks says this quote doesn't get put in the OP. 20 bucks says this quote gets put in the OP. (Just erase one so it looks like I was right)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Oh god.[/quote]Awww -blam!-...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Oh god.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote][/quote] New thing to add, one of the posts within this thread. Edit:I know that it's bad for us that I quoted him, but he already posted the link. [Edited on 01.08.2011 4:45 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Juvens [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tacoworld501 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Juvens If the poles shift then I'm screwed.[/quote] If the poles shift then we all die. [/quote]Poor Santa.[/quote] In a thread about the end of the world.[/quote]:O
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Juvens [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tacoworld501 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Juvens If the poles shift then I'm screwed.[/quote] If the poles shift then we all die. [/quote]Poor Santa.[/quote] In a thread about the end of the world.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noobkilla73 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sil3nce0 No, I don't, but I know this guy a grade above me who has turrets.[/quote] Must be a warzone in that class.[/quote] Hopefully it's a nerf turret and not a real one, otherwise I predict many casualties.[/quote]Oh believe me I have some pretty painful Nerf guns in my room. The original rocket launcher, the vulcan, the alpha trooper.[/quote] In a thread about whether we get nervous on tests.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Audon Tomn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chode Why should we car?[/quote] It's faster than walking.[/quote] [Edited on 01.05.2011 8:15 PM PST]
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Found this yesterday, just remembered it now! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stoneenergy Crapping myself on the beach, in public. [/quote] That really does suck...but it's still hilarious, how did that happen?[/quote] I think he just defecated in front of others. LOL it doesnt get better than that.[/quote] Funny thing that...Stoneenergy is a girl.[/quote]
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Well I found a great find on this thread about giving prisoners pr0n mags to decrease the amount of g@y raep. Then...well...read "Nikolai Belinski"'s post. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54870561&postRepeater1-p=1#54870706]Link.[/url] [Edited on 01.03.2011 10:33 AM PST]
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[quote] umm... Corn on the cob![/quote] What? im so confused when do they ever say corn on the cob? i think im missing something. [url=http://www.mtgfanatic.com/?ForumReferrerID=108952]Click here for Magic :)[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54855472&viewreplies=true#54855630]Thread about overpopulation.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by[/b]: Rampant Tragedy [quote][b]Posted by[/b]: Jet Wave Literally, the third thread today.[/quote] "Literally, the third thread today." --Jet Wave[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54854471&viewreplies=true#end]In a thread about favorite quotes.[/url] [Edited on 01.02.2011 2:49 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MegaMuffin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote]Achronos says the poster is wrong for liking Megablocks. This should read 'Achronos likes legos"[/quote] Actually, as Lego is both singular [i]and[/i] plural, it should read "Achronos likes Lego."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote]Achronos says the poster is wrong for liking Megablocks. This should read 'Achronos likes legos"
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umm... Corn on the cob!
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Here's a cool quote, "EAT SH** AND DIE!!!" I don't mean that, I just wanted to tell you it.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54810956]Ah Qbix, you never cease to disappoint us.[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54778762&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2#end] HERE [/url] All of page 2.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54688102]I must say this thread is one of the best in a while.[/url]
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In spanish class, audio quiz... Do these conversations match? 1. " hello " " I have a cat " 2. " Goodbye " " How are you doing? " 3. " Hello " " Goodbye " * FACE PALM * Yea... now shutup you space-muffin!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo Tooting my own horn, but I thought [url=http://admin.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54530370]this was funny.[/url][/quote] you're a comedian for sure.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Loup So what you're saying is that The Flood is the random forum of /b/.net?[/quote]Um... Well, that could definitely be said for The Flood, I guess... But this is more of an anthology of some very humorous things said in The Flood.
