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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547]OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.[/url][/quote]A little too well, to be honest. Then The OP squealed. Bastard.

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  • I just sent another PM lol.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547]OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.[/url] [Edited on 06.27.2011 8:33 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation! Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages. Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these. Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone... [url=http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj416/katcf/Misc%20Stuff/celebrity-pictures-tommy-lee-jones-kill-paper.jpg]>>[/url][/quote]I would like it stated that I have no regrets. And how shocked were you, lol?[/quote]Look at mah coup.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation! Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages. Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these. Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone... [url=http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj416/katcf/Misc%20Stuff/celebrity-pictures-tommy-lee-jones-kill-paper.jpg]>>[/url][/quote]I would like it stated that I have no regrets. And how shocked were you, lol?

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  • I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation! Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages. Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these. Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone... [url=http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj416/katcf/Misc%20Stuff/celebrity-pictures-tommy-lee-jones-kill-paper.jpg]>>[/url] [Edited on 06.27.2011 6:25 PM PDT]

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  • What the hell. The "Dont ask flood for advice" Picture comes up as a virus - Trojan.Maliframe!html... Are you trying to stuff our computers?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EchoSpectre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nosnhoj420 destroying humanity would be positive in the long run - just not for humanity. so that.[/quote] And how would that be beneficial sir?[/quote] nosh is a troll[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rights Reserved Ever heard of, you know, google? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nebowski Does anybody know what the average size is? [/quote][/quote] I bet OP is using his mum's computer...[/quote] LMAO

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  • [url=http://m.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56067421&postRepeater1-p=1#56067429]Qbix wins the game.[/url]

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  • Woot 2000th post! Nice one guys.

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  • Does [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62194101]this[/url] count as a quote storm? Or not good enough?

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  • I was up there :') It was awesome

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bullets Kill The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.[/quote]oh dear lord, please tell me the second half of this post was done like that on purpose. Actually, nevermind. This is funny either way.

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  • The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.

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  • That is amazing, kudos to you OP

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BronzeKneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY![/quote] So, we meet again, Crimson Chin![/quote] You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass. *Ka-Chin!*[/quote] Who submitted this one? [/quote]Oh good god, the WIN in that post is blinding!![/quote] Still, who submitted it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BronzeKneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY![/quote] So, we meet again, Crimson Chin![/quote] You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass. *Ka-Chin!*[/quote] Who submitted this one? [/quote]Oh good god, the WIN in that post is blinding!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BronzeKneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY![/quote] So, we meet again, Crimson Chin![/quote] You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass. *Ka-Chin!*[/quote] Who submitted this one?

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  • Gull's post, fourth to bottom. [URL]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61751074&postRepeater1-p=3[/URL] [Edited on 06.23.2011 11:25 PM PDT]

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  • [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62101261[/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62023239&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2#end]2400 SAT[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarthCarrick Those members have been immortalised in this Wall of Fame. Where do I earn my spot?[/quote]Make a funny quote, PM me it, so I can PM Dumb Door, and crash his inbox.

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  • Those members have been immortalised in this Wall of Fame. Where do I earn my spot?

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  • lol, I've got one in here now, on an alt. Except I wrote it about 6 months ago. Also, Door, you seem to have repeated a couple of quotes in this latest installment.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Quick, Dumb Door just said that he's on vacation! Crash his PM box with quotes![/quote]To arms, men!

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