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Edited by Meryl:
6/25/2016 5:28:31 PM
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NEW AMA IS UP
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/207584122
[u][i][b]HERE IT IS EVERYBODY!!![/b][/i][/u]
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3 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES
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5 Repliesyou just want to see Petra Venj naked
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5 RepliesFallen don't have boobs that's just wierd
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4 RepliesThe little mermaid ?
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3 RepliesAnyone else here have Smite?
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1 ReplyWhat if thread was not kill?
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17 RepliesWhy is Aerile so cute?
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2 RepliesDo you even leviosa?
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8 RepliesHey... I'm Tenvorock. Cool right? Some other people might know me as Wandering Vandal. Others might know me as Hydrafrost.
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3 RepliesWhy are you such a -blam!-?
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Lmfao https://youtu.be/G_GGyalip2s
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9 RepliesFurry AMA [spoiler]two evils in one [/spoiler]
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10 RepliesThis [once good RP, now] spam thread? Where's Echo? I miss reporting every single spam post it made in here...
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13 RepliesAerile... It's been a long time... You probably don't remember me, do you?
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6 RepliesHow is this still alive LOL
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1 Reply9669 [spoiler]6969[/spoiler] [spoiler]omfg[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHello :D
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5 RepliesGo back under the sea you overgrown flounder
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16 Replies*puts a ring of stones around a campfire* well might as well do something *lights campfire* Now to wait for people *begins to work on a small wood statue*
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2 RepliesThat picture looks like some furry shit
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8 RepliesYou fallen are really annoying. You tried to trap my oracles!
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2 RepliesI will find you And I will kill you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesHow is your Friday going?
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10 RepliesYou seem to have to be popular amongst all other people on these toxic forums! I'd like an opinion. If you were a vandal back when Dark Below was new, you know that for people who still have 300 damage/defense exotics, they could trade it with me to get it to 331! Well what if they brought that back? Imagine you Queenbreakers Bow at 170 damage being brought up to 280 damage! [spoiler]Skolas: *Heavy Breathing*[/spoiler] It would cost 3 exotic shards, and 5 Etheric light (for legendaries just the 5 Etheric light). [spoiler]Imagine Fatebringer at 280... Guardians: *Super Heavy Breathing*[/spoiler] This would give Prison of Elders a purpose again besides being used to hold all your captured leaders! People would do VoG and Crota's End to get the gear back and they'd be popular again! [spoiler]Deej and Cozmo: *Spasms*[/spoiler] I'd be able to sell exotic shards again which has been a popular demand and people were pretty mad when Bungie made all year one gear useless so if this idea happened, I'm pretty sure ALL guardians would be very very happy and start worshipping Bungie like they did in year one! Everyone wins except for Atheon, Crota, and whoever we kill in the Prison... What do you think Aerile? Your opinion would be most valid...
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13 RepliesCringe in its purest form
