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Edited by afanoflafear:
8/10/2015 6:35:29 AM
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How do you tell someone at work they smell like shit?
Without offending them? So there's this particular co worker at my factory who literally smells like dog turd.
One of the dirtiest guys I've ever met, his teeth are pitch brown with yellow stains everywhere, our supervisor tasked him to help me one day we were working overtime.
Each time his finger touched an aluminium slat, it left a visble oily foul smelling fingerprint.
One time he farted near me.... oh man, inhaling the fumes of a nuclear explosion would probably be more satisfying.
So far the weather in Sydney has been pretty chill so during a hot day all hell will break loose.
I can't imagine how bad the condition of his bed must be (and pretty much anything else which makes contact with his body for long periods)
Doesn't surprise me the dude has no girflriend - I know this because he told me he's in pursuit of one but [i]he hasn't had any luck so far[/i].
Am I being too judgemntal or do you also agree he needs to pull the fúck up because more is to be expected from a 31 year old man?
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You should feel sorry for him. He was probably tricked into thinking the Bog of Eternal Stench was a beautiful vacation destination.
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Tell him he smells, but be polite. Be like, "In all seriousness, you smell bad, but thats ok because you can smell better" Something like that.
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There isn't a nice way to say it. Be direct or deal with the stink.
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2 Replies"You smell like shit. Take a -blam!-ing shower for once" -blam!- being nice
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Just walk up, smile, say nothing, hand them body spray, and walk away. FEEL NOTHING!
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Just drown his stench out with perfume. Douse yourself in something overpowering.
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Just be like spongebob and patrick in that one episode where they fired soap cannons and garbage bombs at each other and became best friends at the end.
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"Sir, you smell of ass."
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"Hey man, you know there's this fancy new stuff called soap."
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If he is offending your senses don't worry about offending him, just be a man and tell him he's a stink sack of rubbish. Tell him if he eventually wants a girl friend has gonna have to learn what soap and deodorant is. In short let him know without being a dick
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1 Reply"Dude, you fuсkin reek."
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"Hey! Stenchmonger! Wash yourself"
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[quote]One time he did a fart[/quote] This phrase does not sit well with me. Back on the topic, though. 1. Grab a bar of soap 2. Cover it in superglue. 3. Get a running start and stick it to his forehead. Hard. 4. Spartan kick him in the chest. 5. While he is lying on the ground, writhing in pain, slowly dump a gallon of distilled water over his head while laughing maniacally. 6. Place your foot on the bar of soap and slowly crush it into his face. 7. Stroll away casually. Problem solved. You're welcome.
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kill them.
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 8/10/2015 3:27:06 AMWithout offending him? Forget that if he is literally that bad gather up some co-workers who agree with you and approach this person and tell them what you think, one person alone can get laughed off, bring a group and if he refuses inform your manager of his [i]condition[/i]
