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Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf:
8/5/2015 4:27:05 AM
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Cutest/Hottest thing a girl has said to you.
What's the cutest/hottest thing a girl has said to you.
For girls it can be the cutest/Hottest thing a guy has said to you.
For me it would be "I'm not staring at you, I'm looking past you"
This person was really flirty and always stared at me.
[spoiler]I'm still forever alone though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i cri evri tiem[/spoiler]
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DEAR -blam!- YOU SET ME ON FIRE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
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I love your sausage can I get some more
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3 RepliesUgh ugh slurp slurp ugh .. Slurp
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3 RepliesEdited by Jewlz: 8/22/2015 8:38:59 PM"I'm gonna eat you so good baby girl" [spoiler] ;)[/spoiler] [spoiler]Inb4peoplethinkcannibal[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWish this thread would be forgotten tired of seeing it
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7 RepliesThis Jewish girl amazing. Her:can I use ur shower? Me:I'm out of gas Her:I did [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] that comeing
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"Sorry, but I only said yes for a dare" I was such a twat in year 7, to think I had a chance with anyone back then...
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"Sorry, but I only said yes for a dare" I was such a twat in year 7, to think I had a chance with anyone back then...
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2 RepliesGirl said she likes Halo 3
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Me to some girl in class: hi :) Her: Hi? (In a disgusted voice.) [spoiler]cri[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesGirl hands me baby* Her: "Look, our baby" Meh: tf Her: *hugs meh* Meh: k
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"Will you be gentle with my chubby wubbs?"
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7 Replies"I love the parts of your face with skin on it." I've got a chubby just thinking about it
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1 Reply"I am pregnant. It is your." [spoiler]It wasn't mine. It was the neighbor's.[/spoiler]
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"Stop following me!"
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Edited by QU0TH TH3 RAV3N: 8/22/2015 5:03:16 PM"F@g," then kicks me in the fork.
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2 RepliesHurry up and put it in.
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1 ReplyWalk in room 10\10 resting head on the table Sit dow across Slightly push table to piss her off "Do it again and i'll squeeze your nuts until they pop" (Lenny face)
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3 RepliesHail the traveller
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2 RepliesBut here's a real one. It was during lunch and I was sitting at my table with my friends talking about the usual stuff. When I noticed a few attractive girls from another table were staring me down. They'd occasionally smile and lean in to talk to each other while I told my friends the some of them seem to be checkin' me out. They told me to go over to their table and say something to them but I figured there was no possible way in the world that they were staring at me in "that" way. I literally found the concept of it to be laughable. But they just continued to do it. They eventually smiled and waved at me, so I finally did he same back. I was about to head over and see what was what at that table when another girl walked behind me and was heading to their table. As she walked by, she whispered "They weren't looking at you, idiot." So for about 5-10 minutes, I looked stupid by smiling at them and waving at them, readying to throw myself to the wolves when they were actually laughing at be girl behind me, and probably me as well since I looked like an idiot. Confidence? Ha, sorry bro I don't have any. Try next door. [spoiler]i cri evry tiem[/spoiler]
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27 RepliesEdited by xhitman504x: 8/5/2015 5:56:42 PMSo one day I was walking and I spot this fine young lady making eyes my way. I felt on top of the earth. She was pointing my way to her friends and telling them things. I'm walking, feeling like a -blam!-ing pimp, and she still has her eyes on me. My friends start pumping me up to go talk to her, but before I did, I smiled at her an waved, and she smiled and waved back. I was telling my friends she is all into me and wants me and I grow the balls to walk over and introduce myself. As I get to her, the group get quiet and I mumble out "I noticed you looking at me." With all the confidence in the world I stood and waited for a reply. The group starts eruption with laughter and she says "your zipper is down." Just like that, I left, but with a napkin, a napkin not covered in her telephone number, but a napkin covered in my tears.
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10 RepliesEdited by Urban Shade: 8/9/2015 11:58:52 AMHer-"Can you understand the words I'm saying to you under water?" Me-no? Can we go under again? *both dive *i read her lips say I love you Me-so you love me? Her-she kinda blushes and says yes quietly
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1 ReplyMy old "friend" moaned and said "Uh, that felt good" I didn't even do anything, she had my phone in the middle of her legs and it vibrated. I still hope I never see her again, crazy bitch.
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2 Replies"I'll meet you for our date in the middle of the highway at 2:00 A.M." [spoiler]I ain't falling for that shit again[/spoiler]
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"Haha, I'm not looking at you. I'm looking at him." [spoiler]i cri i cri [/spoiler]
