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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Edited by Hamzurglar: 9/15/2015 6:25:12 PM"Don't suck em! Lick em I said" Heard this
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I heard something of a Cypress Hill moment during the Crota raid....hits from the bong. Ironically, it was one of the smoothest raids I've ever been a part of participating. :)
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Mom no stap it
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Full blown fight with my girlfriend. Talking about breaking up and what not. Fireteam was quiet after the call finished. Lol
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2 RepliesOne time I was playing with a guy I never met in real life and a few of his other friends and he had to call a doctor to get some more prescription medications. He ends up saying his name, his full address, and other private information over the phone and we could hear all of it
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Kid from my clan, his dad was arguing with him when all of a sudden he says are you gay or what? True story.
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bump, this thread is awesome
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Nothing because I don't have friends
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Ok so what basically happened was that my mom was yelling at me and my mic is very sensitive and the entire group here's it and one of them said "wow that dude is really pissed." When I told him it was my mom the fire team were all laughing and I felt very embarrassed.
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"ANUS" .... Comes back and everyone's askin if you got a butt problem but I just like sayin anus - my friend on xbl
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Maybe my wife watching Korean variety shows in the background and laughing up a storm while I tried to do Iron Banner
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Buddy of mine had his girlfriend over. He forgot to mute. "Bae, wanna go have a -blam!-?"
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Well while I was downloading the 2.0.0 update by buddy said that he would be right back.. A few minutes later I heard him saying some harsh stuff to who I thought was his brother, ended up being his wife and then I saw him in the telegraph.. Not the good pages either
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Playing with my friend and a sec of silence I hear is mom ask if he's going to eat his sandwich she made him he responds in the little kid voice "mom I'll eat in a little bit". We are both in out 20's by there way
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Trashing my team for how bad they were next thing I know I am getting trashed by the entire team.
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My mom said "what's the daily life of a nut sack"
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"Ma, make me a sandwich and bring me s'more mountain dew." I proceeded to no scope the competition.
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Overheard a buddy of mine in a fight about how often he plays Xbox. He left game but mic stayed on. 10 min into big fight she confessed to cheating on him after she said I'm leaving her yelled please don't go please. It was horrible to listen to just painful. Than he just logged off haven't seen him online after that.
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One guy in my party chat had his girl talking in the back ground, then he just blurted out, "why yo titi's out!?"
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Well one time I had to go to the bathroom and I forgot about the mute button...... Need I say more?
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"NO, MOM! FOR THE LAST TIME, MY BUTT DOESN'T ITCH!" Funniest group I ever had
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We where doing hard Crota, six randoms, some kid was bossing around everybody about which gun to use, subclass etc. so, we start to hear some old fart yelling in the back "WHO PUT THIS MEAT ON THE FLOOR BOE!!" "ALL DAY, EVERY DAY WITH THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEOGAMES" and we where like "WTF?" Then.... Kid left the fireteam.
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Dog knocked my computer chair over while I was in it with my headset on. There was a broken wheel she could just slide out that sent me crashing over. The party got a good laugh out of that, but since I forgot all about my headset they got to hear me screaming at her ass like Satan himself. "BITCH ILL CUT YOU, GET THE -blam!- OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE AND GET IN THAT DAMN CRATE!"
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"These -blam!-ìng noobs are so bad"
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Friend went and took a piss once with his mic on. Not sure if he didn't care or forgot to mute, either way it was pretty damn funny.
