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Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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2 RepliesSHIA SUPRISE! [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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Lel [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler] [spoiler]Thx for de replies guise[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Zeliur The Mad: 7/24/2015 9:32:01 PM[i][u][b]SHIA, THE SUN PROPHET[/b][/u][/i]
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2 RepliesAll of this.
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1 ReplyI pull down my pants. The randomness will confuse him and I will immediately snap his neck. Next, I offer him to the gods.
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3 RepliesBUT WAIT! YOUR FOOT! IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!
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1 ReplyShia surprise!
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1 ReplyI accept it and stop running.
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1 ReplyNO, STOP!! I DON'T HAVE YOUR CAREER!!!
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3 RepliesCuddles?
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1 ReplySuicide. Immediately
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3 RepliesI know ju-jitsu, so I body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
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1 ReplyGet away the decepticons are chasing YOU
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1 ReplyCall Michael Bay
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3 RepliesTake a ship to pandora and get the help of vault hunters from borderlands 2
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3 RepliesCall Merryweather and nuke the place
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11 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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1 ReplyYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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But i know jiujitsu?
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[spoiler]do it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by EpicGameTime12: 7/19/2015 3:04:22 AMWhat do I do? [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) o bby[/spoiler]
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Id just do him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You are free from shia labeouf
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1 ReplyBut ur leg AHHHH IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!
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2 RepliesI would let him chase me and do me ALL night looong! Sorry.... Shia is bae <3
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7 RepliesHe motivates me to beat the crap out of him. "JUST. DO IT!"
