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Edited by natejuno_: 7/13/2015 7:14:16 AM
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Punny Pick Up Lines¿

Do you know some berry good, punny pick-up lines?? If so, let minnow ;D I wanna hear whatever you might have. I bet it isn't unbearable.

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  • Life without you is like a broken pencil........ Its pointless

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    • Babe if you were words on my book page you would be my finest print

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    • If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and U together

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    • What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I’ll have you know I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) top of my class in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the likes of which has never been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better prepare for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) little thing you call your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . You’re -blam!-ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

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    • Your ass is like an onion.. [spoiler]makes me wanna cry[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by Urban Shade: 7/13/2015 7:21:00 AM
      What do you call a pile of kittens[spoiler]a meowntain[/spoiler]

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      • There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Wait, no, I'm missing five: U R A Q T

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      • Does this rag smell like chloroform? [spoiler]works every time[/spoiler]

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        • I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

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          • I broke all the keys on my key board except the latters U R A Q T

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          • Ayy bby, u wan sum fuk?

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          • What's the Hottest thing in the Universe? You.

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          • Did you fall from heaven? Because your Hair is really messed up.

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          • ey bb, come here often? cause I like you [spoiler]mm mm so good[/spoiler]

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          • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

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          • Did you sit in sugar cause you got a sweet ass

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          • If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.

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            • OMG.....my eyes hurt after reading that!

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            • Inb4 "You're the only Tennessee"

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