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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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1 ReplyLight them on fire. Trees don't like fire. [spoiler]Sorry Treebeard[/spoiler]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 7/6/2015 9:19:47 AMI'll have you unit 1262 repurposed into a toaster
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Edited by Unit 1262: 7/6/2015 7:10:02 AMYou know when you get your floor redone by some shady nitwit and the tiles are all uneven and loose? Yeah, you slip on that and eat shit.
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CryingSaturn90 No h8 m8, its nothing personal.... Makes CryingSaturn90 cry a river to Saturn and drowns victim in the river as he floats away with a yellow 90 on his back. [spoiler]then shoots CryingSaturn90 with nerf guns to the eye because victim wasn't supposed to die.[/spoiler]
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Chokes on DEEZ NUTZ
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Splash green paint on your eyes, and wash it off with salt water. Finally I'll shove 7 burning cigarettes down your throat
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1 ReplyII Aomark II I shove a greasy, rusty, spikey, steaming hot rod up your rectum and twist
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2 RepliesAmrok I drop a anvil on you
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4 RepliesooFREELANCERoo.. I'm going to buddy you up, become great friends, and chill out with you. Wlonce were all good, and set, I'm going to take you on a vacation trip with your wife/husband, and we're doing to go on a helicopter ride. I'm going to tell the pilot to hover, and I'm going to tell you guys to look over the edge of the chopper, and while your wife/husband is leaning over, I'm going to slice their neck and push them bleeding from the aircraft into the concrete below, and as your in shock at what I just did, I'm going to put a custom made mask around your head, lock it in place, tie a chain to it, and push you out. What does the mask do, you ask? The part I tie the rope to is a piston that will trigger at the end of the drop, sending razor blades into your neck. The piston also pulls the pins to three .22 caliber hand gun rounds that are placed just so they'll enter your skull, collide mid shot, and ricochet throughout your brain, turning you into a vegitable. When I'm sure you've had enough, I'll drop you body into the streets one thousand feet below just to make sure you're gone.
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Edited by Eiknarf: 7/6/2015 4:46:35 AMooFREELANCERoo I shoved my dick in your eye and -blam!-ed your brains out
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Mfjf7... I Will make you go into #Destiny for 10 hours [spoiler]only the strong survive[/spoiler]
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Cboldry. I will scoop your eyes out with spoons break your legs stuff u in a box and ship you to Madagascar but in the box will be a tiger. Have fun 😈
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Edited by garycomehome72: 7/6/2015 3:04:49 AMHarl3y I will pee on you ,shoot your butt 10 times , stab your knees, punch your face, and cut off your penis
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Steveman143, first I'd get some aconite, put just enough in your drink to cause a heart attack but not enough to be traceable in an autopsy. Then I'd shrug my shoulders when the police interrogate me.
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Crucial, I will drench you in lemon juice, then drag you over a giant cheese grader with a crane, then put you on a treadmill made of sandpaper then make you run until you're legs break and then you will fall and die into a pit of knives covered in hydronic acid
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Take their eye out and then pee in their eye hole.
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1 ReplyI'll rip out their shoulder blades and shove it into the top of their skull. I'd then shove my arms into their arms (effectively wearing them as sleeves). After that I'd rip off their head with the spine attached using the shoulder blades.
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10 RepliesEdited by Bluwm: 7/6/2015 1:17:42 PMThe Meta. I will kill you with my DMR and my son then with my sword.
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Ok first I piss on their head then take a giant hammer and coat it in acid then smash their legs and as the pee and acid combine they ignite in a cursed thrall explosion
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Tucker's Baby, 'ave you ever heard of a Texas Turnbuckle? You bout to.
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Edited by tuckers baby: 7/6/2015 2:30:45 AMRosham, I will pull a Mr. Slave and shove you up my rectum, slowly devouring you from inside.
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I would eat you... slowly... and deliciously...
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First- Im going to put you in an overly elaborate and easily escapable situation. Possibly involving sharks with frickin' lasers. Then- Im going to leave you unattended and assume that you are dead and go touch grizzly's butt again.
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Prepare to be tarred, Partar >:}
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I feel like this is an excuse to post descriptions of mortal kombat finishing moves
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[b][u]200TH POST[/u][/b] One look at them, and they'd die.
