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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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I get a rock and block where he shoots from. Which will apply so much pressure he snaps.
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I'd like to rip the skin from his body then have 2 silver back gorillas fuck him vigorously in his eye sockets till his eyes melt. I'll capture his eye juices in a cup and pour them into a mold where they will harden into a lemon juicer. I'll cover that with bullet ant's and shove it up his ass and twist. When the venom kicks in and the screaming starts I'll have him put on a waterboard to muffle them. Then once that is all over I'll put him in a pitch black shower where he can't escape from that will randomly emit boiling hot water or cold water once every hour and he'll sit in terror wondering which one is next. After a few days of that I'll bury him alive with maggots.
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2 RepliesHave them star in a snuff film porno and maybe have Peter Skully skull fûck them until they bleed out and die, then use their dead body in a pillow party.
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What I'm about to do to this kid
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6 RepliesSince your an Anubis Ok so first I must go to the top of the pyramid in Egypt since ur a bodyguard of the mummy I become a mummy and order the hounds of Anubis to take you back to where you came from [spoiler]i suck and I tried :([/spoiler]
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Eat taco bell then take a shit....INSTAKILL!
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As long as there is no green involved it is considered creative. [spoiler]green is not a creative color[/spoiler]
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Put spikes in their pillow, so when he goes to bed he stabs himself in the head.
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1 ReplySince your a sniper, I would use a nail gun and shoot that into your eye as th went to shoot. The recoil from the shot would carry the gun up ad over you, puling you down a cliff into landmines
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Create a game show. Have people in the game show ( mostly bring people who live in streets, surely nobody will know their names or who they are, nobody will miss them) Make the game show be like a jeopardy game with different categorized questions and such. Surely the winners will move on to the next game, making the show more entertaining. Once the three winners are announced, the viewers will chose who will win the grand prize. Phone calls will happen, and voters will take a vote on who deserves the prize best. (The target will be selected to be the victim to die) Nobody will hear about the victim, nobody will miss him/her. Not only there will be just one person "leaving the show winning" There will be a view count on the background that counts every person who's viewing the show. If the number reaches the count goal, another random player will be selected to be "a winner" I'm pretty sure that nobody will ever know the strangers you see in the streets holding signs. So why not make a game of fortune for them?
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Pours Acidic juice*
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*stares intently*
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1 ReplyIm going to shove a cannonball up your anus. It will kill you so hard you die to death.
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Death by sponge ▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ▕╮╭┻┻╮╭┻┻╮╭▕╮╲ ▕╯┃╭╮┃┃╭╮┃╰▕╯╭▏ ▕╭┻┻┻┛┗┻┻┛┈▕┈╰▏ ▕╰━━━┓┈┈┈╭╮▕╭╮▏ ▕╭╮╰┳┳┳┳╯╰╯▕╰╯▏ ▕╰╯┈┗┛┗┛┈╭╮▕╮┈▏ Are you feeling it now.
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I will feed you to the lobsters
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1 ReplyRip off your skull and shit down your neck. Rip out your intestines and use them as jump ropes afterwards. [spoiler]rekt m8[/spoiler]
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There are a lot of people in the comments who are actually starting to scare me.
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I will build a comically elaborate machine that will contain 12 unconventional steps that will eventually result in your demise by the means of wild lobsters being set free on you.
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3 RepliesBuild a piano from gold and lead. Proceed to jam a harmonica in his arse, then play Mozart until his head explodes. Or take a guitar, cut in half but keep strings together, proceed to slice skull finely.
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I pull out their teeth and use them to put spikes on a club then repeatedly beat them... The end
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3 RepliesOkokokokok, for first I'm gonna tie
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Shove sausages down his neck and hungry dogs in his butt...wow I'm scared that I thought of that O.o
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Just let him blow himself up.
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I will strap confetti and c4 to you and blow you up, and its not [i]even[/i] my birthday.
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Death through anal...
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You seeing this post will kill you!!
