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Edited by Helveck: 6/23/2015 9:17:12 PM
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This Game is Ridiculously Unrealistic.

Okay, I can't stand this anymore... I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay. I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated? They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies? Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time. No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want. Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.

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  • It's a window into a future timeline. 70 years ago at the beginning of the Atomic Age, scientists from the Manhattan Project received a localized tachyon burst lensed through the first atomic bomb test. Above ground testing continued at bigger and bigger magnitudes as the visions given by the tachyon bursts became clearer. Above ground testing only formally stopped when all relevant data had been gathered. It showed a bleak future where mankind was locked in a struggle against the forces of darkness, our sole hope against the endless struggle a quiescent traveler. Utilizing an AI downloaded from a future Vex mind core, they created an interactive training simulation to help prepare humanity to fight in this future conflict. Not everything is quite *exactly* as was seen in the future. The Fallen are quasi allies against the darkness, the Vex are much more ruthless and harder to kill, and the Cabal actually destroyed Mars on contact with our solar system (after seeing what happened to Mercury). And of course, we don't kill Crota over and over again. But it's a training sim, not a historical record. Hopefully we'll be ready this time...

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  • Wait..wait..its not REAL? I feel so betrayed. This whole time I was under the impression that I was watching a docudrama on History Channels Ancient Aliens. " now I'm not saying it was aliens that built the pyramids....but it was aliens"

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  • #satire whether you say so or not

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  • Excuse me sir, but please mive to #satire

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  • Louis armstrong that got it for me tears just wont stop!!!!! Great post you sir have won the internet and deservedly

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  • Ikr when I glide irl I don't go flying another direction if I hit something

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  • Here I was thinking dregs were real

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  • ... Space magic

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  • Gr8 b8 m8

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  • Go play sims then

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  • It's a video game why are you complaining about realism? It's all made up.

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  • Well you've never been on the surface of Venus yourself so how do you know it's not exactly like it is in the game?

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  • Because ALL video games are realistic. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Too much effort into being satirical

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  • The answer to all your concerns is in 2 simple words: Space Magic.

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  • Maybe you should play that "driving a bus through the desert" game instead.

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  • Edited by GET SOME: 6/23/2015 2:33:11 PM
    Who the -blam!- do you think you are?? First of all, You obviously don't conceive the "Science-fiction" genre. This game was not made to be realistic, you -blam!-ing rètard. Second of all, of course Bungie hasn't been to Venus, no one has. Third of all, has your prepubescent stegosaur brain short-circuited like a toaster in a bathtub yet? Or has it figured out that [b][u]THIS GAME TAKES PLACE MILLENNIA IN THE FUTURE?!?[/u][/b] last of all, your molecular destruction theory does have some quality to it, but don't forget that ALMOST EVERY OTHER ENTERTAINING GAME ON THE PLANET HAS SOMETHING UNREALISTIC TO IT. Do you judge Star Wars or the Halo franchise because it has impossibilities to it? [b][u]WRONG[/u][/b] That's what makes it entertaining, dip-blam!-.Realistic game or not, you should really look into the genre before judging a game in such a way. Stick to Solitaire if you want something realistic,ungrateful -blam!- ( I know my curses are censored, and I don't care.)

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    • Dude you have it so right!!! All video games must be 100% real or they aren't even worth your time, because your time is too valuable to wast on unrealistic games. You tell 'em!!!

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      • Are you retarded?

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      • I hadn't noticed.

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      • Needs more dragons.

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        • Obvious troll post is obvious.

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        • Nice b8, m8. I r8 8/8.

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        • Sci-fi bud. Understand it

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        • Yes, science fiction game isn't realistic, shocking! Make better jokes next time.

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        • WOW. It's a game based in space where you fight multiple alien races. WTF BUNGIE THIS SHIT IS WAY TOO REALISTIC!!!

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