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Edited by Heron: 7/8/2015 12:19:46 AM
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I just took away all your electronic devices.

Tv, Computer, Gaming consoles, phone. You name it, I took it. [u][i]What[/i] are you going to do with your life now?[/u] [b]Edit:[/b] [spoiler]1,000?!? Gosh you guys get [i]mad[/i] when I take away you stuff....[/spoiler]

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  • 9 steps to doing this 1) get laid 2) get a shotgun 3) get ammo 4) find your location 5) go to your location 6) kill you and make head explode 7) take things back 8) get some mt. Dew and doritos 9) go back to my ways of living

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    • Murder you slowly and take my stuff back, after charging you for theft and earning tons of cash of you using this post as proof. Then I'd dispose of your body somewhere very discreet. Nobody would ever find Out because my poker face game is over 9000

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      • Steal it and reply to this thread.

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        • My guitar is acoustic/electric. Did you take the whole thing or just the battery.

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          • Fap

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            • Well I can finally go outside "The light its burns"

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            • More sex less games. Oh wait. Nothing would happen...

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            • Not much, seeing as though you have none of those things

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              • Porn magazines

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              • Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of , and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1112618

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                • Read, go to work, join a recreational sports league, go to the gym more often, fail out of college since my books are on my laptop.

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                  • I'm going to sit down and read a book

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                    • Go up to you and take them all back then proceeded to f^ck up your day for taking them without asking t(-_-)t

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                      • Wait...then how am I posting?

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                        • Meh, sleep.

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                          • Tic tac toe? Anyone? I'm picking x in the top right corner.

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                            • Find you, beat the **** out of you, take my stuff back, and call it even.

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                                • Just do what I've been doing my daily workout along with basketball ^^ lol

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                                  • well since this sounds a lot like prison, i'll be doing a ton of pushups and situps so I don't get buttsexed

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                                  • Shoot you and take my stuff back.

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                                    • Gos to kitchen...collects all knives and sharp objects. you better run for touching my shit boy

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                                      • Like I always have. Hanging out with good people, practicing my aim with my guns, and maybe go out and see the new Terminator.

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                                      • I'll stab your heart out.

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                                        • go outside, oh wait I forgot, that's just a thing that my parents made up :D

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                                        • Then how am I typing

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