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Edited by U8328438:
6/7/2015 12:28:00 AM
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BIG PROBLEM! it's a guy thing so MEN only
I have a wife & a 11yr old boy I also met a smoking hot chick we were quick friends & we had sex (my son knew me & the other women were friends & he found out we became more than that)
So my "girlfriend" is pregnant; my son & wife knows. They're giving her the cold shoulder
Any thoughts?
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3 RepliesHah! I'm female and I infiltrated this thread!
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Atta boy *knucks*
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Lol your done
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Your life is over.
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Divorce
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She is getting 50% of your retirement when she serves you the divorce papers and your son has divorced parents. Shame shame shame...
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Just...[spoiler]TICKLE MY PICKLE[/spoiler]
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Your screwed lol
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Try masterbating with super glue pal that will solve your problem
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Yes go and have your 11 year old get your girlfriends mom pregnant and your girlfriends dad can get your wife pregnant . Then he can be her father n law and she could be his brothers baby momma. While your wife could leave you for her father. It all works out ! :D
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Wow. [b][i][u]she's[/u][/i][/b] getting the cold shoulder? What's your punishment?
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1 ReplyWow, only your mistress is getting the cold shoulder? I'm surprised you're not out on your @$$, fairly certain I would be if I'd been stupid enough to do something like that
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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1 ReplyYour family is giving your pregnant mistress the cold shoulder? Damn, wonder why.
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Excellent b8 m8,i almost take it until i saw your name.
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You are an ass.
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-blam!- you, I didn't ask for another grandson!
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2 RepliesCongratulations, you might have made the most successful bait to exist.
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Cot dayum. Listen here son. Wrap yer willy and you won't have these GD problems. Jesus mother of Mary's titty milk what the actual fvck are ye doin. If only the six inches between yr ears was as big as yer ego you wouldn't have this conundrum
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Go with who is hotter and leave the uglier one 2 cents
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17 RepliesA new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." "What are the three tests?" asks the man "Gotta pay first." So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar. "OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." "Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!" The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve. "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs. He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence. Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body. "NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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That means you're a terrible father and don't care about your family
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Means you dont love your family much.
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1 ReplyGo to the pub and wait for all this to blow over.
