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5/16/2015 3:44:00 AM
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How Hard Do You Suck?

Vaccuum

135

Hard

16

Normal

57

Weak

13

How hard do you suck your milkshakes?

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  • My vacuum broke, and my carpet is getting dirty, I need 1 or 2 of those 63%

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  • People use straws? I sip and enjoy the after taste of my home made cherry milkshake

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  • I can imagine someone wrapping their lips around the top of a jar of peanuts and vacuuming them all out.

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  • I swallow

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    • [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ][b][i]free pr0nz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/b][/i][/url] guys!

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      • Depends on where it's from. Chocolate cake shakes take much more sucking than a basic shake.

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      • Depends on the flavor.

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        • Normal. You dont want to suck to hard.

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        • I just grab a spoon. If there's no spoon then I forgo looking sane and plunge my face in it sticking my tongue as far down as it can go.

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          • Waiting for OP to change the post's topic to a penis. [spoiler]My answer will need to be changed to weak for that.[/spoiler]

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            • My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

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              • The post is about milkshakes. [spoiler]please don't change it.[/spoiler]

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              • I dont like milkshakes... ...Wha? Whys everyone giving me [i]that[/i] look?

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                • I suck booty super hard

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                  • Slurp

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                      • Black hole.

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                        • They don't call me the void for nothing

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