Good day to you, kind sir or madam! Would you care to partake in a game of Parcheesi?

Say "and now the fun begins." Then get naked.

Whip it out

Paint the wall behind him red

"OP was being such a tease as was his usual behaviour. This fgt thought that covering his feet with such beautifully form fitting ankle socks, would hold back our desires? OP was wrong. Overcome with lust, I took it upon myself to do the unthinkable, and document it here for all to witness. Late one night while OP lay at his desk, face to keyboard and fast asleep, I climbed silently through the open window of his basement apartment. OP was a pretty messy house keeper and the amount of manga and anime comics that lay strewn about his shag carpet was enough to bring shame and dishonour upon most Japanese teen girls and their families. I picked my way carefully through the bags of Doritos and bottles of Mountain Dew and placed myself under his desk. My heart was racing with excitement as I twisted into a comfortable position by his girly feet. I peeled back OPs socks to reveal the feet of goddess. OP had such soft and beautifully shaped feet for a guy. They were better than the pictures he PMed everyone in the Party Train. I wasted no time in satisfying my desire for OPs succulent feet. Caressing his soft bare feet in my hand, I leaned in and kissed the arch of his foot and gently rubbed it against the side of my face. "Mmmmmm..." It was all my body would permit me to say. Parting OPs toes and gliding my wet tongue between his beautifully scented digits had every erotic nerve in my body pulsing. I could feel my heart pounding deep within my chest. I could feel my cheeks blushing and turning Crimson as I sucked his girly toes till they wrinkled. Minutes flew bye. Then hours. Oh how I wish I could have spent an eternity under OPs desk, satisfying my shameful desires. I knew it wouldn't be long before the sun rose to wake my sleeping OP from his slumber. Part of me wanted it. To be discovered worshipping such a pair of feet and begging to be permitted continue my love making to them. It was fantasy I craved with such a passion. But I knew it was too risky. I blew softly on his innocent toes to dry them from the wetness my love had produced and kissed them good bye as I re-dressed his naked feet. They were mine and I knew that they would be waiting here for me tomorrow night. I danced through the mess of his room, and pulled myself up through his window without effort. My forbidden infatuation had me feeling free from death, life and the limits of this physical world. I knew I'd go back, and when I returned, I'd make it a night to remember."

*Sigh* Flood throwing you're covers or sheets at the person would not really help you. So many original posts say that they would do this lol, the ending outcome would be [spoiler]#-blam!-[/spoiler] Edit: Wow the word was blocked. I said. # R a p e

Hey bro how's life

Shoot him

bow chicka bow wow

Let's not turn this ra[b]p[/b]e into a murder. This is a quote that was used in multiple instances to save would-be-victims' lives.

Go back to sleep. Probably some drunk. F-cking college dorms, letting in all sorts these days...

Make love to them

Is it a he or she?

Shoulder charge that mother-blam!-er

Stare like ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) then go back to sleep

Its the merchant from Resident Evil 4! Hello there, stranger.

reach for my pokèballs

Pull the 45. Out from under the pillow and drop him with two in the chest and one in the head in under half a second. Because of legal reasons, empty the mag into his body, trust me it's better for you. Here in Texas, once he's on your private property, even your house, its considered legal to the law #winning

Greet him and offer him some hot chocolate. I will secretly put laxatives in the hot chocolate, and lots of them. Once he drinks it and rushes to the bathroom I will grab a bat and wait for him to be done. Once he comes out I whack him round the head when he's least expecting it and knock him out cold. I'll stuff him in the rubbish bin outside and wake him in the morning by pouring freezing water on his head. That, along with the aching from being in an awkward position for hours should leave him in enough shock and pain to answer my question: "How'd you get in?"

-be Percy jackson -pull out pen( stranger is half blood) -this is a pen -place pen near belly -uncap pen

Blink strike there ass and go invisible.

Ask on how he got in in the first place