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Edited by SENPAI :
3/22/2015 5:12:00 AM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16
If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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1 ReplyTrolling Or Gonna have 3 kids before hes 25 (probably with diferent mothers)
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5 RepliesI didn't lose my virginity by 16. Might as well end it now
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2 RepliesI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Meh. I'm perfectly okay being single for the majority of my life if it comes down to it, if not all of it.
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Teach me the ways of pussi slaying, oh great master Senpai.
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I can guarantee you're not even close to the age to be my father. Even if you were, that would leave you at 11 girls in your lifetime. And if you always take whats offered that's a noticeable insult to yourself. What right minded or decent woman/girl would want anything to do with a retard with some dumb excuse for his short comings in life as, social anxiety?
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1 ReplyThis started at 17..*eyes suspiciously*
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2 RepliesI like how the age keeps going lower and lower lol
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7 RepliesLosing your virginity at a young age to a random girl is not something to be proud of. Any man can have sex. This post would be very discouraging to a young man who was wishing to keep his virginity for his future wife which I feel is an extremely honorable thing to do. Please don't call people failures just because they haven't had sex. How dumb.
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Well this guy is full of shit
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I had sex when I was 4, I manged to let go of her hand in time.
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Edited by nextlevelsalty: 3/17/2015 7:54:07 AMHere's something better. Be confident, mind your own business, for what other people think of you (contrary to what you'd think) isn't your concern, and you will get [i]laid[/i] amongst other things, like having substance to your personality and not acting like a Narcissistic twat because you got your dick wet. Looking at you OP.
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Why the -blam!- should I pursue meaningless sex with multiple women? Sure, I lust after girls, but I want a real relationship before I -blam!-. This whole issue kind of disgusts me.
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Didn't have sex till I was 20. Family was wondering an awful lot whether I was gay for quite some time lol
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1 ReplySex after marriage m8
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Edited by mcclean94: 3/17/2015 7:03:27 AMRemember, if you're a year behind OP, then only after that are you a bitch.
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Cmon man if you haven't lost your virginity by 5 you're a pussy
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1 ReplySounds like you've spent a lot of money on hookers.
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M8 this b8 is so gr8 I will masterb8
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How much did you pay?
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25 and proud to be a virgin. Why waste this on some girl you meet at a bar or somewhere else. I'm waiting for marriage.
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3 RepliesSo many have fallen to the gr8 b8, oh masterful one, you entertain me.
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Damn, I gotta admit, sex is great. And I coincidentally had it at 17. But so what? Age shouldn't matter. Having sex with a bunch of random girls to elude being a failure only shows your insecurity towards the fact. Shaming others for not doing the same just shows it even more.[spoiler]great job becoming a douche, op.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesNice bait. I like it
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2 Replies17? Try 12. Keep on plebbing
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2 RepliesI know a girl who lost her virginity at 7 to her uncle. She must be super-cool right? [spoiler]or maybe that's gross?[/spoiler]
