I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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56 RepliesNo I didn't
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2 Replies*gets rаped in said taxi*
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2 RepliesTake a left then go two streets and drop me off there
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51 Replies*flags taxi* *gets shot in the chest 3 times and collapses against a wall* *wall is smeared with blood*
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1 Reply"House of apps"
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17 RepliesJulie, I'm sorry to say this, but: I caught UlcaM cheating [spoiler]On his math test[/spoiler] [spoiler]aaaaaaayyyyyyy[/spoiler]
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16 Replies*Has red stuff on clothes* Take me to the dry cleaners please ^-^ [spoiler]I'll give you a tip if you make it fast.........[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesYou see those group of grade school children? [i]They're worth 30 points each, and it's double xp weekend[/i]
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7 RepliesYo Holmes to Bel Air!
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5 RepliesI would like you to take me to magrathea so I can discover the answer to life the universe and everything please
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5 RepliesCan i get a ride
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4 Replies
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5 RepliesTake me to the lenny church
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1 ReplyMt. Olympus I'm the son of Zeus brahh!
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1 Reply*Pulls out a gun. "The names Bond, James Bond" *Shoots the F*ck out of the driver. [spoiler] "Sorry I don't tip." *Drives taxi away[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTake me to your house [b][/b] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RepliesTravis Bickle! How the hell are ya? It's been awhile.
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18 Replies*puts bag full of 10 million inside and points gun at drivers head* "Drive"
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31 RepliesMay i get taxi rides now?
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3 RepliesTake me to the edge of existence! ...I'll pay in pennies...again...
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3 RepliesEdited by Captain Kwando: 3/21/2015 2:08:34 AM[i]i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Butt" and there were dicks in the mirror, i for one know that this cab was rare, but i thought "nah, forget it, yo dick in my butt!"[/i]
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19 RepliesYo homes to Bel-Air!
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5 RepliesThat's my mother-blam!-ing balls, you'd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail Get it? Checking the 'male'? How many records you expecting to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
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Waits for taxi
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9 RepliesJulie you should add up all the tips you get from your business and post in edit
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11 RepliesTake me to the nearest club