I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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20 RepliesTake me to a dark alley and videotape me masterbating
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5 RepliesIt's dark as [b]f[/b]uck in here. Are you male or female?
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1 ReplyGoing to have a good time
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5 RepliesTo your house
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70 RepliesTaco Bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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7 Replies*Enters taxi* You work everywhere, all the time? Even on Jewish holidays? Anyway, since it's late, take me uptown. South Bronx, or Harlem. [spoiler]Reference.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTake me six inches deep in [spoiler]a jar of cookies[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*Gets in* Drive me to the nearest flame war.
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1 ReplyHot girl in seat next to you
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1 Reply*points at parked car* Follow that car!!
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3 RepliesThe floodzone
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22 RepliesTo hell.
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11 Replies*Taps on window*
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12 RepliesIn your asshole
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1 ReplyQUICK LOSE'EM!
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1 ReplyYo homes to bel air
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3 RepliesHome plz
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15 RepliesCan you pick me up from the bagel store?
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1 ReplyTo the bungie hq pls
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19 Replies*Taxi runs you over
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1 ReplyYo homes to bel air
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54 Replies*hands you a paper* *it's your address*
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3 RepliesThe nearest bagel store
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3 RepliesDrive me to Skyhold.
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1 ReplyGoodbye taxi
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1 ReplyTo the moon! I've got some witches to kill