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Edited by Lord Fried:
3/13/2015 6:16:46 PM
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What causes tension between Hunters and Warlocks??
I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids?
Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down.
Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff!
Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word
Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control?
Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny.
Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks.
Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop....
Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer.
Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens
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1 ReplyHello, fellow shank
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probably over some space-booty. #exosbetrippin
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Spartan Master Race. That's all folks.
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C'mon guys why can't we love all the classes as they all have their greatness.
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I like my Hunter, but he's a wimp. Warlock is pretty solid all around.
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9 RepliesA hunter, a warlock, and a Titan walk into a bar. "Ow," the Titan says. "Ow!" Says the Warlock. *Guardian Down* The hunter needs to be revived.
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I'm both can I share my slushies with the Titans?
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I use both and I'm godly with both friend just uses hunter says I suck lololol hunter is just easy mode in crucible
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Hunters can do magic too! *pulls out a deck of cards*
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Every time I floof with my warlock I always end up an inch short of what I'm aiming for. It is so slow and extremely disapointing when you fall short.
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Warlocks smell like hippies with their de bronners handmade soap and their patchouli
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This is the real reason
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Wow... This old thing came back around...
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I just feel for all the players that can't handle the amount of skill needed to survive with a hunter. Basically you can't argue because all I ever see posted is about Hunter being the first to die and then I look over and see bullet sponges laughing because they sat there and let enemies constantly hit them.
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8 RepliesI'm a warlock, but I don't care what you are, as long as you benefit the team... so uh, Imma go chill with the titans to watch the arguement...btw I brought steaks, snacks and beer for the cookout ;)
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5 RepliesThis is a freakin' make-believe video game. Who cares what class someone prefers.
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They made fun of our dashing cloaks. *adjusts hood for the umpteenth time*
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[Lore-based] Warlocks take stuff too seriously, but their serious tone can save a life. Hunters take a child-like glee in killing, while, even though being considered reckless, act as an extremely effective point-man.
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7 RepliesEdited by ubermorph3000: 6/8/2015 1:51:46 AMShin Malphir was dating Ikora Rey when Dredgen Yor shot Shin. Ikora was pissed so she asked asked Brother Vance to give Yor a green engram designed as an exotic one, in hopes of Yor either throwing himself off the Tower in anguish or attacking the Cryptarch, giving Ikora a reason to kill Yor and let that blue bastard die. Unfortunately Yor (with his Augmented Hunter VisionTM) realized the trick and tried to kill Ikora too. Luckily, Ikora had planned ahead and had stolen a huge stash of Strange Coins from Xurs Vault. He wouldn't notice because of all the Ammo Synthesis and Spirit Bloom stuffed in the vault. Ikora had bought 777 Sunbreakers from Xur with the strange coins she stole from him. She stashed the Sunbreakers under her table in the hall of Guardians. So when Yor came in with murder in his eyes Ikora began throwing all her Sunbreakers at him. Nearly blinded and with his flesh sizzling Yor ran away and made the Hunter Bar. He began plotting his revenge when Cayde-6 came up to him and revealed that Yor was actually his son and Ikora was the mother. And then Yor and Ikora tolerated each other forever after.
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1 ReplyTitan master race (drops mic)
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1 ReplyI quite like floofing.
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Being out of touch with reality
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I used to like Warlocks...then the glide -blam!-ed me over ;-;
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Hunter and warlock been doing that baby momma drama
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Sexual tension is a phenomenon that arises from sexual desires being unfulfilled.
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It's sexual tension
