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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Arrange desks to make a fort that bullets can't penetrate Put textbooks under the shirts of the strongest people in the class for armour Put textbooks in window Put a bunch of shit in front of door Have teacher/strong ones protect us Win.
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Gather every person on my football team and use the weights to pummel them
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3 RepliesI really don't think it is, it's midnight on a Saturday.
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1 ReplyI would rally a war party (I've been waiting for this) and make makeshift body armour and weapons for the time and use the jerks and girls who rejected me as scouts cause they probaly won't live long(depends on who's attacking the school. And go vitanam on those suckers out and start takeing over the city with my newfound war allies and slowly claim America!
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I don't go to school anymore but if we ever got attacked I would just sneak off campus instead of being a sitting duck for the 15 minutes it takes swat to mobilize
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I haven't been to school on years, but if I were back in there it's the largest school in the state; they'd probably run out of bullets.
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2 RepliesWomen and female faculty into the library. Soccer team your with me. Basketball guys go get gear from the weight room and take it to the library. Soccer guys and art students move to the art room and grab all and any sharp tools in there. Now we need look out for someone to crawl into the main frame of the ceiling. More heavy set and muscular guys grab your bio or precalc books and use the duct tape or tape to form makeshift body armor. Alright lets do This!!!! Aim for the main chest mass, and in close combat go for the throat and eyes.
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Walk out to my car and leave, lol
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1 ReplyI would die
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Probably tell people exactly what I think of them. If feeling rebellious I may draw a penis on the boards too
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1 Reply"I'm gonna to make the whole earth into one giant stick of butter!!!", the joker shouted. "No, why!", replied batman. Alfred leans in "Some men just want to watch the world churn".......
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1 ReplyMy school has an archery program. I would get a bow and fight
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1 ReplyMy school is old and has a series of underground tunnels, which include multiple sealed off catacombs and an underground gun range and an old bomb shelter with sealed rations, I shall become a cave man.
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6 RepliesGirl's bathroom. They'll never go in there, it's against the rules.
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1 ReplyGet up on the tables, tell everyone what to do. Lead a war party making weapons from whatever we can find. Hide and then kill attackers using guerrilla warfare.
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1 ReplyJoke's on you, my school is multiple buildings, spread out across an open campus. And I know every way out. Every way.
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1 ReplyMake sure all my gear is ready, all guns fully loaded... *walks through the front door then...*
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Run away.... With my friend car Run like the wind
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Edited by Killer4life7670: 3/7/2015 8:04:02 AMRun to the engineering department, knock over the tables to form a barricade, and grab the nail gun. Ingenuity, motherf*cker *hits the on switch of the air compressed and loads a set of nails*
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1 ReplyI would first, flip a table and push it toward the door when the first guy comes in, braking his legs, then take his gun and stomping on his face, commanding my fellow students to grab his other weapons and fight, we storm the hallways, urging people to stop being cowards and fight. Eventually hundreds of students fill the hallways with stolen and improvised weapons. We meet the enemy. Our forces get ready. I throw a stolen smoke grenade and throw it at the enemy as we charge. Eventually, I come across the enemy leader and fight my way towards him. I take the gun I stole earlier and shoot him in the face. The army of students eventually overwhelms the invading forces. My army creates tombs for all the lives lost in the battle.
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1 ReplyGet...the...dodgeballs...
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Bang all the hot teens. Then hide for my life
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Word good thing I graduated that shit I get to watch all about the battle on the news
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Get to the science lab... make a cork cannon with a nail at the end. One shot but hey.
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-blam!- my crush before in all the chaos!!!
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Bring up that ballista from the engineering department and load that t-shirt cannon form robotics with some explosives made from chemicals in chemistry, we got fewls to frie
