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You have gathered the 7 Dragon Balls

Finally, you've done it. After many days, months, even years of searching every inch, every country, every continent...[b]you[/b] have collected the 7 Dragon Balls. You make the proper arrangement for summoning the eternal dragon. The balls are aligned. You call out the name of the one hidden away in slumber, Shenron. Sweat begins to form on your face as you call out this grand ancient being. Emotions of fear, excitement, and joy overcome your body. Suddenly, the 7 orange balls ignite in a blaze of light. The sky turns pitch black. Gusts of wind pick up and lightning flashes across the sky. A giant beam of light emerges from the gathered ornaments as they rise into the sky. The light begins to take form. Before your eyes, the ancient dragon towers over you in the darkened sky. "You have awakened me from my slumber" states the eternal dragon named Shenron, "What is your wish?" You stand there trembling in fear and excitement. "Finally!" You think to yourself. Any wish, any desire, any power can be granted to you at this very moment. You already know what you'd wish for. You've dreamt of this moment for ages. "FINALLY!" Your heart begins to race as you contemplate the thought of finally obtaining that [b]one[/b] wish you sought all this time. It's finally time. The dragon grows weary. "What is your wish?" The fear holds you back no longer. You take a fresh breath of air, ready to proclaim your desire! "I wish..." you begin. The world's greatest power is in your hands. This is [b]finally[/b] your moment. "I wish..." "I wish for a pair of the most luxurious and comfortable underwear in the universe!" You look bewildered. "I wi-what?!" Meanwhile, a pig, a talking pig, has just announced his wish to the eternal dragon. "Your wish has been granted." "...what?..." The dragon disappears into an array of light. The balls take flight into the sky and begin separating across the earth. The light vanishes and the sky returns to normal. A piece of luxurious fabricated underwear falls from the heavens onto the pig's head. Now, the real task begins, what do you do now?

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