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6/3/2013 1:20:54 AM
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So I got slapped today...
So I was talking to a girl today and she told me that she was out of shape, and I then told her that round is a shape, and then I got slapped.
What did I do wrong? Round (as in a sphere) is still a shape, right?
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1 ReplyThat joke is old !
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you called her round, like a circle, like a really large fat person
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3 RepliesEvery time a girl slaps me, I slowly turn my head back, have a devilish grin, and then say: Slap me harder baby. Freaks them the -blam!- out everytime!
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15 RepliesShould have said "That didn't hurt to much, guess your sausage fingers cushioned the blow, beefy"
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Haha, that's awesome.
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1 Reply10/10. I laughed hard at that one
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She was fishing for compliments and you denied her. You did well.
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Lol epic win!
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This is only acceptable if you're on good terms with the girl and it's to make friends that are with you laugh.
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HA LOL!!!! Never thought putting your foot in your mouth was so easy.
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Why didn't you hit her back?
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2 RepliesShe's on her period, don't worry.
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2 RepliesI hope you defended yourself or restrained her. That is assault and she should be held accountable.
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1 ReplyShe probably thought that round was her. So in her mind you just called her fat.
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At least you didn't go to a party, think you're hitting it off with a girl pretty well, get her number, then later hear she thinks you're an ass, and you don't know why.
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2 Replies
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dat username
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2 RepliesNot sure if parody or if OP is stupid...
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You should have responded Im surprised with your fat you were able to move your arm 2 inches to slap me. *second slap*
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10/10. Username+Title made the thread before I even read it.
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you arent joking about your username. your hate is uncontrolled!
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Lol, OP you funny
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You can't see it, but I'm giving you a thumbs up.
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She's just mad that you didn't kiss her fat ass.
