[quote]I have a lot of time to think, but not a lot of motivation to utilize google. Day 1: I wonder if I’ll stick to this Day 2: Knowing everything that I do about animals, jellyfish are the biggest mystery to me. You can’t just say “this has no brain, intestines, eyes, or senses, but it is an animal” and expect me to understand. Don’t explain jellyfish to me. It gives me something to ponder Day 3: why can I move my ring finger without moving my pinky, but I can’t move my pinky without moving my ring finger? Aside from less joints, what makes toes harder to control? You can’t individually wiggle any of your toes. Day 4ore. Oooooh she’s done it. She’s broken out the phunky counting. How original of her. When I stare at an object for too long I am forced to imagine how it was manufactured. How the hell do they make Rubik’s cubes. The only way to open a Rubik’s cube is to break it, so how they put it together?? Day Five: why is he sitting on my lawn mower doing nothing. Day sicks: I’m not one of those people to claim abstract art isn’t art because with proper meaning and an execution that conveys that meaning in a beautiful way, it is of course art. But idk what the hell Mark Rothko was going for. I could look it up, but I don’t wanna. I wanna try to imagine exactly WHAT he was thinking when he painted those rectangles next to other rectangles. Day seleven: what’s stopping anyone from stealing a helicopter? What are they gonna do, pull you over? Day ate: the concept of computers means nothing to me. It has been explained to me countless times, but there ain’t no way a bunch of zeros and ones made Bloons TD. It is not possible. Sorry but computers aren’t real. Day nein: why is there a fire out there. Day Tenne (pronounced like penne) why did we ever evolve past “unga bunga rocks are good weapons” times. Everything since then has been a problem. Day elevelvlevlvevlen: what kind of mental disorder does one need to start mountain climbing for fun. Day Ptwelve (the P is silent, like pterodactyl) I understand the food chain, I watched animal planet as a kid. Every animal has a role to perform in the chain by means of eating or being eaten. But what’s the purpose of all the herbivore animals that have no predators? Porcupines and skunks can scare away lions. Sloths move too slow to be noticed and don’t have enough meat to be desirable. Tortoises have armor, and most of them are entirely too big. Don’t get me wrong, peaceful animals are the greatest and I love them dearly, but what’s the point? If the point is my personal enjoyment then bingo they got it right. Day therteen: why are some of us wired to handle milk and some of us aren’t. I can stomach a gallon no problem, but it will physically destroy my sister and our toilet. Day Phortein: I know my giant yellow beanie is stupid but why’s he staring so hard. Dude looks like he’s melting into the floor and he’s about to judge MY choice in appearance? Your khakis are hiked up to your armpits gramps. What’s wrong with my hat? Day fiphteen: this is less of a question and more of thought that plagues me daily. Your siblings are different versions of you. You could’ve looked exactly like them. Thank the lord I don’t. These freaks would look atrocious with my haircut. Day 6teen: I know a lot about human brains. What I DONT know is how people can see things and not be able to draw them. All brains are wired differently but this is a pretty basic trait. My brain came with a few more features because I can draw stuff pretty realistically, but how are there people that cannot convey depth or accurate shapes? Day seleventeen: are Neil De Grasse Tyson and Mike Tyson brothers. I hope so. Day aighttein: what’s stopping Jeff Bezos from buying a new scalp of hair. Doesn’t he know he looks ugly? Day 19: I didn’t feel creative enough to spell 19 incorrectly. Why do snails even bother. Don’t they know there is no end goal? Day Twhentee: who even likes the Beatles. This is not an invitation to explain anything to me. The less information I absorb the better.[/quote] [i]Never change Girrafalope, never change. We've lost too many Offtopic brothers and sisters these last few years, and I fear this place wouldn't be the same without your very specific brand of Insanity.[/i]